Quote by Uma Thurman
I was not particularly bright, I wasnt very athletic, I was a litt

I was not particularly bright, I wasnt very athletic, I was a little too tall, odd, funny looking, I was just really weird as a kid. – Uma Thurman

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It is better to have a relationship with someone who cheats on you than with someone who does not flush the toilet. – Uma Thurman

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Id like to classify my life as a romantic comedy. Unfortunately I feel its probably more like a TV reality show. – Uma Thurman

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The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love. – Joe E. Lewis

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Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody elses expense. And I find that thats just a form of bullying in a major way. So I want to be an example that you can be funny and be kind, and make people laugh without hurting somebody elses feelings. – Ellen DeGeneres

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Comedy is so subjective. You could be in a room with 400 people laughing at a joke and you could just not think its funny. Youre just sitting there like, Am I in the twilight zone? Why is everyone laughing? Its such a personal thing. People have such a personal visceral response to comedy. – Todd Phillips

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I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me. – Warren Buffett

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If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people. – Virginia Woolf

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If we dont empower ourselves with knowledge, then were gonna be led down a garden path. – Fran Drescher

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That part of a work of one author found in another is not of itself piracy, or sufficient to support an action; a man may adopt part of the work of another; he may so make use of another’s labors for the promotion of science and the benefit of the public. – Lord Ellenborough, quoted in Bouvier’s Law Dictionary by John Bouvier, 8th

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I am not bound for any public place, but for ground of my own where I have planted vines and orchard trees, and in the heat of the day climbed up into the healing shadow of the woods. – Wendell Berry

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