Quote by Uma Thurman
I was not particularly bright, I wasnt very athletic, I was a litt

I was not particularly bright, I wasnt very athletic, I was a little too tall, odd, funny looking, I was just really weird as a kid. – Uma Thurman

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Id like to classify my life as a romantic comedy. Unfortunately I feel its probably more like a TV reality show. – Uma Thurman

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Romantic
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When asked if I consider myself Buddhist, the answer is, Not really. But its more my religion than any other because I was brought up with it in an intellectual and spiritual environment. I dont practice or preach it, however. – Uma Thurman

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God writes a lot of comedy… the trouble is, hes stuck with so many bad actors who dont know how to play funny. – Garrison Keillor

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People used to be funny about approaching me, but now they seem to think Im as sane as anyone whos done what Ive done in movies can be. – Philip Seymour Hoffman

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Sometimes laughing isnt the best judge of whats funny, cause I think theres a lot of things that are really funny that dont make you laugh, that dont make you physically, audibly make a noise, but is something that is much more powerful than that. – Tim Heidecker

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Whoever is my relative, I will not be nice to them. – George Lopez

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