Quote by Uma Thurman
I was not particularly bright, I wasnt very athletic, I was a litt

I was not particularly bright, I wasnt very athletic, I was a little too tall, odd, funny looking, I was just really weird as a kid. – Uma Thurman

Other quotes by Uma Thurman

It is better to have a relationship with someone who cheats on you than with someone who does not flush the toilet. – Uma Thurman

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relationship
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Id like to classify my life as a romantic comedy. Unfortunately I feel its probably more like a TV reality show. – Uma Thurman

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Romantic
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So, you know, parenting is a very intimate and amazing experience and one of the best experiences of my life. – Uma Thurman

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amazing
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Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children. – Samuel Butler

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Comedians dont laugh. Theyre too busy analyzing why its funny or not. – James Lipton

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funny

Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing. – Robert Benchley

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funny

You have to discover when youre inadequate to be funny and you dont know youre inadequate when youre a kid. – Larry David

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funny

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