Logo
Quote by Joe Rogan
The audience changes every night. Youre the same person. You have

The audience changes every night. Youre the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh. – Joe Rogan

Other quotes by Joe Rogan

Never stay in a bad marriage, and dont hang around with psycho coke fiends. – Joe Rogan

Category:
Marriage
Author
Joe Rogan
Read Quote

I wouldnt totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But Im not going to go out of my way. – Joe Rogan

Category:
funny
Author
Joe Rogan
Read Quote

Its painful for me to watch someone who isnt funny. Its horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks. – Joe Rogan

Category:
funny
Author
Joe Rogan
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
funny
category

Its funny because I think a lot of it is simply… Weve never considered ourselves satirists, but because were on Comedy Central and because were South Park on Comedy Central, we can do any topic we want. – Trey Parker

Category:
funny

One time I went into a restroom and a girl followed me in. I signed an autograph for her in the sink. It was pretty funny because she was in a guys restroom and she wasnt embarrassed at all. – Zac Efron

Category:
funny

I have an older sister named Haley and she wanted to be an actress. So I wanted to be an actress. Its really funny the way that some people dont give kids enough credit for like really being driven, and really wanting to do things so badly. – Hilary Duff

Category:
funny

I have no agenda except to be funny. Neither I or the writers profess to offer any worldly wisdom. – Julia Louis-Dreyfus

Category:
funny

Random Quotes

Any man of forty who is endowed with moderate intelligence has seen—in the light of the uniformity of nature—the entire past and future. – Marcus Aurelius

Category:
Age

An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one. – Charles Horton Cooley

Category:
Art

Racing a thoroughbred grand prix car in front of a home crowd will be a surreal and mighty experience. – Nigel Mansell

Category:
car

Against Him those women sin who torment their skin with potions, stain their cheeks with rouge and extend the line of their eyes with black coloring. Doubtless they are dissatisfied with God’s plastic skill. In their own persons they convict and censure the Artificer of all things. – Tertullian

Category:
Beauty