Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. – George Burns
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples. – George Burns
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. – George Burns
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples. – George Burns
I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. – George Burns
Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything thats down can come up. – George Burns