Quote by George Burns
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. - George B

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. – George Burns

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If you live to be one hundred, youve got it made. Very few people die past that age. – George Burns

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Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything thats down can come up. – George Burns

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Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving. – Author Unknown

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Before thirty, men seek disease; after thirty, diseases seek men. – Chinese Proverb

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Heres my Golden Rule for a tarnished age: Be fair with others, but keep after them until theyre fair with you. – Alan Alda

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I wish Id gotten sober at a younger age. – Janice Dickinson

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