Quote by George Burns
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. - George B

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. – George Burns

Other quotes by George Burns

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman it depends on how much happiness you can handle. – George Burns

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I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. – George Burns

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Age
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My younger passions are still listening, as I age. – Terri Guillemets

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With age, you get to a place where you dont want to knock people out. You just want to give people a hug. – Vin Diesel

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Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes. – Author Unknown

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To the loved ones with snowy crowns, I bequeath the happiness of old age, the love and gratitude of their children until they fall asleep. – Author unknown, commonly misattributed to Williston Fish

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Because I just like sports, I like athletics and I like competition. – Trishelle Cannatella

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If you could travel back in time to the present moment, what would you do differently? – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Carpe Diem

Crystallizing my feelings about the game, I find that squash is less frustrating than golf, less fickle than tennis. It is easier than badminton, cheaper than polo. It is better exercise than bowls, quicker than cricket, less boring than jogging, drier than swimming, safer than hang gliding. – John Hopkins, Squash: A Joyful Game, 1980

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There are two spiritual dangers in not owning a farm. One is the danger of supposing that breakfast comes from the grocery, and the other that heat comes from the furnace. – Aldo Leopold

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