Im very pleased to be here. Lets face it, at my age Im very pleased to be anywhere. – George Burns
If you live to be one hundred, youve got it made. Very few people die past that age. – George Burns
Im very pleased to be here. Lets face it, at my age Im very pleased to be anywhere. – George Burns
If you live to be one hundred, youve got it made. Very few people die past that age. – George Burns
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples. – George Burns
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not; but my faculties are decaying, now, & soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the latter. It is sad to go to pieces like this, but we all have to do it. – Mark Twain [Also, “When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had