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Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who d

Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough…. I now realize that the small hills you see on ski slopes are formed around the bodies of forty-seven-year-olds who tried to learn snowboarding. – Dave Barry

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I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they dont even invite me. – Dave Barry

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Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling. – Dave Barry

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The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. – Dave Barry

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The sensual caress of waist deep cold smoke…. glory in skiing virgin snow, in being the first to mark the powder with the signature of their run. – Tim Cahill

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Turn right, turn left, repeat as necessary. – Author Unknown

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If you marry a skier, marry tall – they walk with their knees bent ten months out of the year. – Author Unknown

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Skiing is the only sport where you spend an arm and a leg to break an arm and a leg. – Author Unknown

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The Hispanic community values entrepreneurship and family-owned businesses, and we deserve a leader in Washington who is dedicated to creating an environment where our values, our goals and our dreams of prosperity can become reality. – Mario Diaz-Balart

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