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Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who d

Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough…. I now realize that the small hills you see on ski slopes are formed around the bodies of forty-seven-year-olds who tried to learn snowboarding. – Dave Barry

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Imagine what will happen to this nation if large numbers of American women start using the Wonderbra. It will be catastrophic. The male half of the population will be nothing but mindless drooling Zombies of Lust. Granted, this is also true now, but it will be even worse. – Dave Barry

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The information encoded in your DNA determines your unique biological characteristics, such as sex, eye color, age and Social Security number. – Dave Barry

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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face. – Dave Barry

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Skiing is a dance, and the mountain always leads. – Author Unknown

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If you marry a skier, marry tall – they walk with their knees bent ten months out of the year. – Author Unknown

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The sensual caress of waist deep cold smoke…. glory in skiing virgin snow, in being the first to mark the powder with the signature of their run. – Tim Cahill

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