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Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who d

Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough…. I now realize that the small hills you see on ski slopes are formed around the bodies of forty-seven-year-olds who tried to learn snowboarding. – Dave Barry

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Imagine what will happen to this nation if large numbers of American women start using the Wonderbra. It will be catastrophic. The male half of the population will be nothing but mindless drooling Zombies of Lust. Granted, this is also true now, but it will be even worse. – Dave Barry

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The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers. – Dave Barry

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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. – Dave Barry

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Snow: a form of precipitation that usually occurs three weeks prior to and the morning of your departure from your ski vacation. – Author Unknown

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Turn right, turn left, repeat as necessary. – Author Unknown

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All things are possible, except for skiing through a revolving door. – Author Unknown

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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face. – Dave Barry

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