Quote by Dave Barry
Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who d

Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough…. I now realize that the small hills you see on ski slopes are formed around the bodies of forty-seven-year-olds who tried to learn snowboarding. – Dave Barry

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Imagine what will happen to this nation if large numbers of American women start using the Wonderbra. It will be catastrophic. The male half of the population will be nothing but mindless drooling Zombies of Lust. Granted, this is also true now, but it will be even worse. – Dave Barry

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If you marry a skier, marry tall – they walk with their knees bent ten months out of the year. – Author Unknown

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Skiing: the art of catching cold and going broke while rapidly heading nowhere at great personal risk. – Author Unknown

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I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill. – Erma Bombeck

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Skiing is the only sport where you spend an arm and a leg to break an arm and a leg. – Author Unknown

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