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Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the

Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear. – Dave Barry

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To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. – Dave Barry

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A dog can express more with his tail in seconds than his owner can express with his tongue in hours. – Author Unknown

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I am not your dog, but if every time you saw me, you gave me a backrub, I would run to greet you, too. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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If you can look at a dog and not feel vicarious excitement and affection, you must be a cat. – Carrie Latet

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A dog is not “almost human” and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such. – John Holmes

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