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Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the

Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear. – Dave Barry

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While you are destroying your mind watching the worthless, brain-rotting drivel on TV, we on the Internet are exchanging, freely and openly, the most uninhibited, intimate and, yes, shocking details about our config.sys settings. – Dave Barry

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The information encoded in your DNA determines your unique biological characteristics, such as sex, eye color, age and Social Security number. – Dave Barry

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Just get on any major highway, and eventually it will dead-end in a Disney parking area large enough to have its own climate, populated by large nomadic families who have been trying to find their cars since the Carter administration. – Dave Barry

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I am not your dog, but if every time you saw me, you gave me a backrub, I would run to greet you, too. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor. – Margo Kaufman

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I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. – Will Rogers

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A dog will make eye contact. A cat will, too, but a cat – Roy Blount, Jr.

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Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man. – Friedrich Nietzsche

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When families save, they can get through emergencies like a bad harvest or a medical emergency. But its more than that. They can also plan for the future, gradually saving up for a small business or for their childrens school tuition. – Jeff Raikes

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We all have that burning question about what happens if we lose somebody we love, especially if we lose them tragically. We wonder what fear was going on, we wonder if we could have reached out and touched them, held their hand, looked in their eyes, been there. – Kevin Costner

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