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Quote by Dave Barry
All the shopping malls and restaurants and airports are riddled wi

All the shopping malls and restaurants and airports are riddled with low-fidelity loudspeakers, which apparently have developed the ability to reproduce by themselves; these are all connected to a special programming service called Music That Nobody Really Likes, and you cannot get away from it. – Dave Barry

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What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be trusted, and sometimes, just to be held. What Men Want: Tickets for the world series. – Dave Barry

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Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. – Dave Barry

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The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers. – Dave Barry

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If you dont know the blues… theres no point in picking up the guitar and playing rock and roll or any other form of popular music. – Keith Richards

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Strong lager and some early Zep tunes. I ask thee, is there a better way to spend an evening? – Author unknown

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Close friends contribute to our personal growth. They also contribute to our personal pleasure, making the music sound sweeter, the wine taste richer, the laughter ring louder because they are there. – Judith Viorst

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I dont like painting flowers in my music. I like painting guts and pain. – Jonathan Davis

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The opportunity for doing mischief is found a hundred times a day, and of doing good once in a year. – Voltaire

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There can be no deep disappointment where there is not deep love. – Martin Luther King, Jr.

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