It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another persons plate. – Dave Barry
Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship. – Dave Barry

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another persons plate. – Dave Barry
Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship. – Dave Barry
Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by sheep. – Dave Barry
The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot. – Dave Barry