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Quote by Dave Barry
It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another persons plate. – Dave Barry

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There are two distinctive classes of people today, those who have personal computers, and those who have several thousand extra dollars apiece. – Dave Barry

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The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been cut and attached together in the form of furniture, finished and put inside boxes. – Dave Barry

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Housework
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Theres also a certain rhythm to the way Jews talk that might be funny. – Larry David

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Comedys so subjective, and if someone comes to watch, doesnt get it, doesnt find it funny, then fine. – Johnny Vegas

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The funny thing is Im not bothered or sad about being on my own – after all Ive never had a husband. – Francesca Annis

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People everywhere love Windows. – Bill Gates

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