There are really only three things to learn in skiing: how to put on your skis, how to slide downhill, and how to walk along the hospital corridor. – Lord Mancroft, A Chinaman in the Bath, 1974
The sensual caress of waist deep cold smoke…. glory in skiing virgin snow, in being the first to mark the powder with the signature of their run. – Tim Cahill
All societies on the verge of death are masculine. A society can survive with only one man no society will survive a shortage of women. – Germaine Greer
Somebody said to me this morning, To what do you attribute your longevity? I dont know. I mean, I couldnt have planned my life out better. By all accounts I should be dead! The abuse I put my body through: the drugs, the alcohol, the lifestyle Ive lived the last 30 years! – Ozzy Osbourne