There are really only three things to learn in skiing: how to put on your skis, how to slide downhill, and how to walk along the hospital corridor. – Lord Mancroft, A Chinaman in the Bath, 1974

All things are possible, except for skiing through a revolving door. – Author Unknown

If you marry a skier, marry tall – they walk with their knees bent ten months out of the year. – Author Unknown

If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country. – Author Unknown