Traverse: One of two ways to stop while skiing. Tree: The other method. – Author Unknown Category: Skiing
Skiing is the only sport where you spend an arm and a leg to break an arm and a leg. – Author Unknown Category: Skiing
We all write poems it is simply that poets are the ones who write in words. – John Fowles Category: Poetry
Philosophers have not kept up with modern developments in science. Particularly physics. – Stephen Hawking Category: Science
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. Its in the apartment somewhere. – Steven Wright Category: pet