Quote by Dave Barry
Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your fac

Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face. – Dave Barry

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Turn right, turn left, repeat as necessary. – Author Unknown

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I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill. – Erma Bombeck

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Skiing: the art of catching cold and going broke while rapidly heading nowhere at great personal risk. – Author Unknown

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All things are possible, except for skiing through a revolving door. – Author Unknown

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