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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your fac

Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face. – Dave Barry

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Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling. – Dave Barry

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Well try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail. – Dave Barry

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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. – Dave Barry

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If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country. – Author Unknown

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The sensual caress of waist deep cold smoke…. glory in skiing virgin snow, in being the first to mark the powder with the signature of their run. – Tim Cahill

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If you marry a skier, marry tall – they walk with their knees bent ten months out of the year. – Author Unknown

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Gravity is love and every turn is a leap of faith. – Author Unknown

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Satisfaction of ones curiosity is one of the greatest sources of happiness in life. – Linus Pauling

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Success is dependent on effort. – Sophocles

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