Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face. – Dave Barry
The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot. – Dave Barry

Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face. – Dave Barry
The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot. – Dave Barry
Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down. – Dave Barry
User, n. The word computer professionals use when they mean “idiot.” – Dave Barry