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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your fac

Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

The Constitution of the United States of America, Article V, Section 1: There shall be a National Anthem containing incomprehensible words and a high note that normal humans cannot hit without risk of hernia. – Dave Barry

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America
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Dave Barry
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. – Dave Barry

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Fishing
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Dave Barry
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Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling. – Dave Barry

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Food
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Other Quotes from
Skiing
category

If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country. – Author Unknown

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Skiing

I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill. – Erma Bombeck

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Skiing

If you marry a skier, marry tall – they walk with their knees bent ten months out of the year. – Author Unknown

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Skiing

The sensual caress of waist deep cold smoke…. glory in skiing virgin snow, in being the first to mark the powder with the signature of their run. – Tim Cahill

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Skiing

Random Quotes

Television has brought back murder into the home – where it belongs. – Alfred Hitchcock

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funny

Patience is the companion of wisdom. – St. Augustine

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Patience

The root of all superstition is that men observe when a thing hits, but not when it misses. – Francis Bacon

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Men

I think how pay gets determined is pretty broad – experience, how people look, what they bring to the job. But theres no question women are paid less. Women dont ask. – Dee Dee Myers

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Experience