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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your fac

Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face. – Dave Barry

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The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers. – Dave Barry

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Bill Gates is a very rich man today… and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions. – Dave Barry

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Gravity is love and every turn is a leap of faith. – Author Unknown

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Skiing: the art of catching cold and going broke while rapidly heading nowhere at great personal risk. – Author Unknown

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If you marry a skier, marry tall – they walk with their knees bent ten months out of the year. – Author Unknown

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There are really only three things to learn in skiing: how to put on your skis, how to slide downhill, and how to walk along the hospital corridor. – Lord Mancroft, A Chinaman in the Bath, 1974

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