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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your fac

Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face. – Dave Barry

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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet. – Dave Barry

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Skiing is the only sport where you spend an arm and a leg to break an arm and a leg. – Author Unknown

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The ski bum trades security for face shots, the future for the moment. Considering how hollow the promise of a corporate career has become, who can say the ski bum is not the wiser investor in his or her youth? – Author Unknown

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There are really only three things to learn in skiing: how to put on your skis, how to slide downhill, and how to walk along the hospital corridor. – Lord Mancroft, A Chinaman in the Bath, 1974

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I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill. – Erma Bombeck

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