Quote by Dave Barry
Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your fac

Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

In college, Yuppies major in business administration. If to meet certain requirements they have to take a liberal arts course, they take Business Poetry. – Dave Barry

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Business
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To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. – Dave Barry

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teen
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I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad faces for sad stories and happy faces for happy stories. – Dave Barry

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sad
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Other Quotes from
Skiing
category

Traverse: One of two ways to stop while skiing. Tree: The other method. – Author Unknown

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Skiing

If you marry a skier, marry tall – they walk with their knees bent ten months out of the year. – Author Unknown

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Skiing

Skiing is the only sport where you spend an arm and a leg to break an arm and a leg. – Author Unknown

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Skiing

Gravity is love and every turn is a leap of faith. – Author Unknown

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Skiing

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