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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your fac

Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face. – Dave Barry

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Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down. – Dave Barry

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A Mission Statement is a dense slab of words that a large organization produces when it needs to establish that its workers are not just sitting around downloading Internet porn. – Dave Barry

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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro. – Dave Barry

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The ski bum trades security for face shots, the future for the moment. Considering how hollow the promise of a corporate career has become, who can say the ski bum is not the wiser investor in his or her youth? – Author Unknown

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There are really only three things to learn in skiing: how to put on your skis, how to slide downhill, and how to walk along the hospital corridor. – Lord Mancroft, A Chinaman in the Bath, 1974

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If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country. – Author Unknown

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All things are possible, except for skiing through a revolving door. – Author Unknown

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