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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your fac

Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face. – Dave Barry

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I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, Including: Both of your socks should always be the same color, Or they should at least both be fairly dark. – Dave Barry

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Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice. – Dave Barry

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Snow: a form of precipitation that usually occurs three weeks prior to and the morning of your departure from your ski vacation. – Author Unknown

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Skiing is the only sport where you spend an arm and a leg to break an arm and a leg. – Author Unknown

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Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough…. I now realize that the small hills you see on ski slopes are formed around the bodies of forty-seven-year-olds who tried to learn snowboarding. – Dave Barry

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There are really only three things to learn in skiing: how to put on your skis, how to slide downhill, and how to walk along the hospital corridor. – Lord Mancroft, A Chinaman in the Bath, 1974

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