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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your fac

Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. – Dave Barry

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Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down. – Dave Barry

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car
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Well try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail. – Dave Barry

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Other Quotes from
Skiing
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Traverse: One of two ways to stop while skiing. Tree: The other method. – Author Unknown

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Skiing

I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill. – Erma Bombeck

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Skiing is a dance, and the mountain always leads. – Author Unknown

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Skiing

Gravity is love and every turn is a leap of faith. – Author Unknown

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