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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your fac

Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face. – Dave Barry

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A Mission Statement is a dense slab of words that a large organization produces when it needs to establish that its workers are not just sitting around downloading Internet porn. – Dave Barry

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The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes. – Dave Barry

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Skiing is a dance, and the mountain always leads. – Author Unknown

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Turn right, turn left, repeat as necessary. – Author Unknown

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Snow: a form of precipitation that usually occurs three weeks prior to and the morning of your departure from your ski vacation. – Author Unknown

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The ski bum trades security for face shots, the future for the moment. Considering how hollow the promise of a corporate career has become, who can say the ski bum is not the wiser investor in his or her youth? – Author Unknown

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What is a rebel? A man who says no. – Albert Camus

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If faith is your motivation, share that. – Tim Kaine

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The sad and solemn night hath yet her multitude of cheerful fires;
The glorious host of light walk the dark hemisphere till she retires;
All through her silent watches, gliding slow,
Her constellations come, and climb the heavens, and go. – William Cullen Bryant

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The key to making healthy decisions is to respect your future self. Honor him or her. Treat him or her like you would treat a friend or a loved one. A Stanford study showed that those who saw a photo of their future self made smarter financial decisions. – A. J. Jacobs

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