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Skiing: the art of catching cold and going broke while rapidly hea

Skiing: the art of catching cold and going broke while rapidly heading nowhere at great personal risk. – Author Unknown

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There are really only three things to learn in skiing: how to put on your skis, how to slide downhill, and how to walk along the hospital corridor. – Lord Mancroft, A Chinaman in the Bath, 1974

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