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Skiing: the art of catching cold and going broke while rapidly hea

Skiing: the art of catching cold and going broke while rapidly heading nowhere at great personal risk. – Author Unknown

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Skiing is the only sport where you spend an arm and a leg to break an arm and a leg. – Author Unknown

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Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough…. I now realize that the small hills you see on ski slopes are formed around the bodies of forty-seven-year-olds who tried to learn snowboarding. – Dave Barry

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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face. – Dave Barry

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Traverse: One of two ways to stop while skiing. Tree: The other method. – Author Unknown

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