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I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become ed

I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford. – Dave Barry

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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs. – Dave Barry

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cool
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Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling. – Dave Barry

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Food
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I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, Including: Both of your socks should always be the same color, Or they should at least both be fairly dark. – Dave Barry

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The enlightened ruler is heedful, and the good general full of caution. – Sun Tzu

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good

What is moral is what you feel good after, and what is immoral is what you feel bad after. – Ernest Hemingway

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good

I do not concern myself with gods and spirits either good or evil nor do I serve any. – Lao Tzu

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good

Its not vanity to feel you have a right to be beautiful. Women are taught to feel were not good enough, that we must live up to someone elses standards. But my aim is to cherish myself as I am. – Elle Macpherson

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good

Random Quotes

Population, when unchecked, increases in a geometrical ratio. – Thomas Robert Malthus

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Population

Since its based on my parents, its more emotionally close to me than some of my more surreal plays. And then I like the balance of the comic and the sad. It should play as funny, but you should care about the characters and feel sad for them. – Christopher Durang

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sad

For years I used to bore my wife over lunch with stories about funny incidents. – James Herriot

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funny

Meth is too easy to make, and unfortunately right now all the ingredients need to make this highly addictive drug are legal and readily available to those who want to cook it up and sell it to our children. – Michael McCaul

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legal