Quote by Dave Barry
I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become ed

I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

Just get on any major highway, and eventually it will dead-end in a Disney parking area large enough to have its own climate, populated by large nomadic families who have been trying to find their cars since the Carter administration. – Dave Barry

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Travel
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Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough…. I now realize that the small hills you see on ski slopes are formed around the bodies of forty-seven-year-olds who tried to learn snowboarding. – Dave Barry

Category:
Skiing
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Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 feet per second, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter. – Dave Barry

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Cows
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Buying books would be a good thing if one could also buy the time to read them in: but as a rule the purchase of books is mistaken for the appropriation of their contents. – Arthur Schopenhauer

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good

Ive gone for each type: the rough guy the nerdy, sweet, lovable guy and the slick guy. I dont really have a type. Men in general are a good thing. – Jennifer Aniston

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good

There are three kinds of intelligence: one kind understands things for itself, the other appreciates what others can understand, the third understands neither for itself nor through others. This first kind is excellent, the second good, and the third kind useless. – Niccolo Machiavelli

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good

Good actions give strength to ourselves and inspire good actions in others. – Plato

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good

Random Quotes

You wake up in the morning and you look at your old spoon, and you say to yourself, Mick, its time to get yourself a new spoon. And you do. – Mick Jagger

Category:
Morning

The vulgar man is always the most distinguished, for the very desire to be distinguished is vulgar. – G. K. Chesterton

Many a time freedom has been rolled back – and always for the same sorry reason: fear. – Molly Ivins

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Fear

Born again?! No, Im not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time. – Dennis Miller

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Time