I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford. – Dave Barry
Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance. – Dave Barry
I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford. – Dave Barry
Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance. – Dave Barry
Democracy: In which you say what you like and do what youre told. – Dave Barry
The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs. – Dave Barry