Quote by Dave Barry
I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become ed

I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford. – Dave Barry

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I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, Including: Both of your socks should always be the same color, Or they should at least both be fairly dark. – Dave Barry

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Clothing
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro. – Dave Barry

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teen
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All the shopping malls and restaurants and airports are riddled with low-fidelity loudspeakers, which apparently have developed the ability to reproduce by themselves; these are all connected to a special programming service called Music That Nobody Really Likes, and you cannot get away from it. – Dave Barry

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Only government can take perfectly good paper, cover it with perfectly good ink and make the combination worthless. – Milton Friedman

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A good listener is usually thinking about something else. – Kin Hubbard

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There is a saying in Baltimore that crabs may be prepared in fifty ways and that all of them are good. – H. L. Mencken

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It is good to express a thing twice right at the outset and so to give it a right foot and also a left one. Truth can surely stand on one leg, but with two it will be able to walk and get around. – Friedrich Nietzsche

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