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I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford. – Dave Barry

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I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer. – Dave Barry

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Computers
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What, exactly, is the Internet? Basically it is a global network exchanging digitized data in such a way that any computer, anywhere, that is equipped with a device called a “modem” can make a noise like a duck choking on a kazoo. – Dave Barry

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Internet
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While you are destroying your mind watching the worthless, brain-rotting drivel on TV, we on the Internet are exchanging, freely and openly, the most uninhibited, intimate and, yes, shocking details about our config.sys settings. – Dave Barry

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Internet
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Silence is golden when you cant think of a good answer. – Muhammad Ali

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good

To be doing good deeds is mans most glorious task. – Sophocles

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good

Setting a good example is a far better way to spread ideals than through force of arms. – Ron Paul

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good

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. – Robert Louis Stevenson

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good

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Cleaning and scrubbing can wait till tomorrow
For babies grow up, weve learned to our sorrow
So quiet down, cobwebs
Dust, go to sleep
Im rocking my baby, and babies dont keep. – Anon.

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Like all weak men he laid an exaggerated stress on not changing ones mind. – W. Somerset Maugham

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Stubbornness

Life is about learning when you stop learning, you die. – Tom Clancy

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No, I will be the pattern of all patience I will say nothing. – William Shakespeare

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Patience