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I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford. – Dave Barry

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Guys are simple… women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious. The whole point is guys are not thinking much. They are just what they appear to be. Tragically. – Dave Barry

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A Mission Statement is a dense slab of words that a large organization produces when it needs to establish that its workers are not just sitting around downloading Internet porn. – Dave Barry

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People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order so theyll have good voice boxes in case theres ever anything really meaningful to say. – Kurt Vonnegut

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Setting a good example is a far better way to spread ideals than through force of arms. – Ron Paul

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A good husband is never the first to go to sleep at night or the last to awake in the morning. – Honore de Balzac

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I am in politics because of the conflict between good and evil, and I believe that in the end good will triumph. – Margaret Thatcher

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You know how to tell if the teacher is hung over? Movie Day. – Jay Mohr

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A second basic fact that characterizes nonviolence is that it does not seek to defeat or humiliate the opponent, but to win his friendship and understanding. – Martin Luther King,Jr., Stride Toward Freedom: The Montgomery Story, 1958

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You can owe nothing, if you give back its light to the sun. – Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

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Trust men and they will be true to you treat them greatly and they will show themselves great. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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