I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford. – Dave Barry
The problem with winter sports is that – follow me closely here – they generally take place in winter. – Dave Barry
There are two distinctive classes of people today, those who have personal computers, and those who have several thousand extra dollars apiece. – Dave Barry
Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice. – Dave Barry