Quote by Dave Barry
I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become ed

I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

Crabgrass can grow on bowling balls in airless rooms, and there is no known way to kill it that does not involve nuclear weapons. – Dave Barry

Category:
Weeds
Read Quote

The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes. – Dave Barry

Category:
Religion
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
good
category

A good photograph is knowing where to stand. – Ansel Adams

Category:
good

A good hockey player plays where the puck is. A great hockey player plays where the puck is going to be. – Wayne Gretzky

Category:
good

No good movie is too long and no bad movie is short enough. – Roger Ebert

Category:
good

The reason this country continues its drift toward socialism and big nanny government is because too many people vote in the expectation of getting something for nothing, not because they have a concern for what is good for the country. – Lyn Nofziger

Category:
good

Random Quotes

I had a lot of trouble with engineers, because their whole background is learning from a functional point of view, and then learning how to perform that function. – Brian Eno

Category:
Learning

My older sister was at the cusp of new wave, and I had older brothers from my fathers first marriage who were rock n roll guys, so I was exposed to a lot of popular culture. – Paul Thomas Anderson

Category:
Marriage

If Im in something funny, I like to try and find some kind of serious line in it that people can relate to. – Ron Livingston

Category:
funny

Whatever debases the intelligence degrades the entire human being. – Simone Weil

Category:
Intelligence