I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford. – Dave Barry
Democracy: In which you say what you like and do what youre told. – Dave Barry
I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford. – Dave Barry
Democracy: In which you say what you like and do what youre told. – Dave Barry
Crabgrass can grow on bowling balls in airless rooms, and there is no known way to kill it that does not involve nuclear weapons. – Dave Barry
The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes. – Dave Barry