Camping is natures way of promoting the motel business. – Dave Barry
User, n. The word computer professionals use when they mean “idiot.” – Dave Barry
Camping is natures way of promoting the motel business. – Dave Barry
User, n. The word computer professionals use when they mean “idiot.” – Dave Barry
The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates. – Dave Barry
It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent. – Dave Barry
As surely as you are a living man, so surely did that spectral anatomy visit my room again last night, grin in my face, and walk away with my trousers: nor was I able to spring from my bed, or break the chain which seemed to bind me to my pillow. – Thomas Ingoldsby, “The Spectre of Tappington,” 1837