Camping is natures way of promoting the motel business. – Dave Barry
The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. – Dave Barry

Camping is natures way of promoting the motel business. – Dave Barry
The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. – Dave Barry
As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. – Dave Barry
The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs. – Dave Barry