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Camping is natures way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Bar

Camping is natures way of promoting the motel business. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

Well try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail. – Dave Barry

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Patriotism
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Dave Barry
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Guys are simple… women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious. The whole point is guys are not thinking much. They are just what they appear to be. Tragically. – Dave Barry

Category:
Men
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Dave Barry
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I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer. – Dave Barry

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Computers
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Dave Barry
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Other Quotes from
Business
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When I jumped off a roof in Cannes in a bee costume, I looked ridiculous. But this is my business I have to humiliate myself. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Business

Business is the salt of life. – Voltaire

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Business

My husband had a very strong identity and was successful in his life. Thank God for that. Theres no way I can control him. I wouldnt stay married to him if I felt I could. I can readily take my business personality into the home. But he forces me to be a partner rather than the boss. – Barbara Corcoran

Category:
Business

Well, I was sort of a jack-of-all-trades in show business for a long time. I was a singer and a dancer and then I got a job as an actor. – Christopher Walken

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Business

Random Quotes

However many holy words you read, however many you speak, what good will they do you if you do not act on upon them? – Buddha

Category:
good

No one ever won a chess game by betting on each move. Sometimes you have to move backward to get a step forward. – Amar Gopal Bose

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Games

My husband, Jim, converted to Judaism just before our wedding. – Anita Diament

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wedding

It is Christ Himself, not the Bible, who is the true word of God. The Bible, read in the right spirit and with the guidance of good teachers, will bring us to Him. We must not use the Bible as a sort of encyclopedia out of which texts can be taken for use as weapons. – C.S. Lewis

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Bible, The