To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. – Dave Barry
Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling. – Dave Barry
To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. – Dave Barry
Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling. – Dave Barry
Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face. – Dave Barry
The problem with winter sports is that – follow me closely here – they generally take place in winter. – Dave Barry