To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. – Dave Barry
Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling. – Dave Barry

To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. – Dave Barry
Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling. – Dave Barry
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. – Dave Barry
What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death. – Dave Barry