To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. – Dave Barry
The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. – Dave Barry
To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. – Dave Barry
The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. – Dave Barry
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. – Dave Barry
While you are destroying your mind watching the worthless, brain-rotting drivel on TV, we on the Internet are exchanging, freely and openly, the most uninhibited, intimate and, yes, shocking details about our config.sys settings. – Dave Barry