To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. – Dave Barry
I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford. – Dave Barry
To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. – Dave Barry
I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford. – Dave Barry
I want a pit crew… I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems. – Dave Barry
Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down. – Dave Barry