To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. – Dave Barry
As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. – Dave Barry

To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. – Dave Barry
As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. – Dave Barry
Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet. – Dave Barry
Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough…. I now realize that the small hills you see on ski slopes are formed around the bodies of forty-seven-year-olds who tried to learn snowboarding. – Dave Barry