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Quote by Dave Barry
To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing

To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down. – Dave Barry

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car
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Dave Barry
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Crabgrass can grow on bowling balls in airless rooms, and there is no known way to kill it that does not involve nuclear weapons. – Dave Barry

Category:
Weeds
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Dave Barry
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I want a pit crew… I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems. – Dave Barry

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car
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Dave Barry
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Other Quotes from
teen
category

I think there are worse things for a teen to be enraptured with than Twilight. – Stephen Moyer

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teen

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. – Rob Lowe

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teen

As a teenager I was so insecure. I was the type of guy that never fitted in because he never dared to choose. I was convinced I had absolutely no talent at all. For nothing. And that thought took away all my ambition too. – Johnny Depp

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teen

Doesnt matter whether its a teen girl whos pregnant, hasnt told her parents, or an elderly couple dealing with one of them being diagnosed with Alzheimers. Those are real people to me. Those are the people I dealt with every single day. – Mike Huckabee

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teen

Random Quotes

Panic at the thought of doing a thing is a challenge to do it. – Henry S. Haskins

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Fear

What I am saying is, all health care has a problem with costs. Medicare is growing slower than the private insurance plans. Why? Because of their efficiency. They dont have to give money to shareholders. Why should be defending shareholders? – Anthony Weiner

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Health

Well, there are about 10 million children that arent covered by health insurance. About 3 million qualify for Medicaid but dont get it, so were going to reach out and bring more of those kids into the Medicaid program. – Franklin Raines

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Health

By the time one is eighty, it is said, there is no longer a tug of war in the garden with the May flowers hauling like mad against the claims of the other months. All is at last in balance and all is serene. The gardener is usually dead, of course. – Henry Mitchell, The Essential Earthman, 1981

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Gardens