To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. – Dave Barry
The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat. – Dave Barry

To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. – Dave Barry
The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat. – Dave Barry
A Mission Statement is a dense slab of words that a large organization produces when it needs to establish that its workers are not just sitting around downloading Internet porn. – Dave Barry
The problem with winter sports is that – follow me closely here – they generally take place in winter. – Dave Barry