Quote by Dave Barry
To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing

To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

A Mission Statement is a dense slab of words that a large organization produces when it needs to establish that its workers are not just sitting around downloading Internet porn. – Dave Barry

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Internet
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I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, Including: Both of your socks should always be the same color, Or they should at least both be fairly dark. – Dave Barry

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Clothing
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Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 feet per second, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter. – Dave Barry

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Cows
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Other Quotes from
teen
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When I was a teenager I would lock myself in the bathroom for hours, bouffanting my hair like Patty Duke and trying to recreate Barbra Streisands flawless eyeliner, only to comb it all out and wash it all off before stepping out into the world a butchish bisexual teen. – Beth Ditto

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teen

I think theres a time in your life where you dont feel like you fit in. I think everyone has that when youre a teenager, especially, and especially in the society we live in. – Matthew Vaughn

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teen

Honestly, I never thought Id actually be playing a teen lesbian. I didnt think it was going to go this far. But Im glad that it did, because there have been a lot of fans who have expressed that theyve been going through similar situations in their lives. – Naya Rivera

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teen

Adolescence isnt just about prom or wearing sparkly dresses. – Jena Malone

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teen

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Man, I love the Lord of the Rings movies. Some people would say Im weird for liking those types of movies, but they are so cool. – Robert Griffin III

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cool

If only I may grow: firmer, simpler, quieter, warmer. – Dag Hammarskjold

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Wise Words

We have more ability than will power, and it is often an excuse to ourselves that we imagine that things are impossible. – François de la Rochefoucauld

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Excuses

Sadness is but a wall between two gardens. – Khalil Gibran

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sad