To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. – Dave Barry
People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. – Dave Barry

To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. – Dave Barry
People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. – Dave Barry
Although Golf was originally restricted to wealthy Protestants, today its open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. – Dave Barry
Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough…. I now realize that the small hills you see on ski slopes are formed around the bodies of forty-seven-year-olds who tried to learn snowboarding. – Dave Barry
Being a teen can be tough. Just try to surround yourself with really good friends that really have your back, and also be a really good friend to those who really care about you. If youre not sure about certain things, talk to your friends that you trust and your family. – Victoria Justice