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To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing

To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

Just get on any major highway, and eventually it will dead-end in a Disney parking area large enough to have its own climate, populated by large nomadic families who have been trying to find their cars since the Carter administration. – Dave Barry

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Travel
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Dave Barry
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Crabgrass can grow on bowling balls in airless rooms, and there is no known way to kill it that does not involve nuclear weapons. – Dave Barry

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Weeds
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Dave Barry
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Mother Nature, in her infinite wisdom, has instilled within each of us a powerful biological instinct to reproduce; this is her way of assuring that the human race, come what may, will never have any disposable income. – Dave Barry

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Parents
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Dave Barry
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Other Quotes from
teen
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When I was a teenager I would lock myself in the bathroom for hours, bouffanting my hair like Patty Duke and trying to recreate Barbra Streisands flawless eyeliner, only to comb it all out and wash it all off before stepping out into the world a butchish bisexual teen. – Beth Ditto

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teen

I definitely think there could be stricter teen driving laws. – Victoria Justice

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teen

They were marketing me as a teen idol, when the stuff on the record was not what teen idols were doing at the time. – Rick Springfield

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teen

But when I was a teenager, the idea of spending the rest of my life in a factory was real depressing. So the idea that I could become a musician opened up some possibilities I didnt see otherwise. – Wayne Kramer

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teen

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La molesse est douce, et sa suite est cruelle. – John Quincy Adams

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Serenity is the flavor of meditation… – Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh

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I noticed that this defense attorney is a very, very intelligent man, and hes very cool and hes very knowledgeable, and I think that personally Id like to have an attorney like him. – Tommy Bond

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cool

Ive lost touch with a lot of that boutique-type music just because of my age, and raising my son and the multiple jobs I have at this point. – Liz Phair

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Age