To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. – Dave Barry
The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. – Dave Barry

To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. – Dave Barry
The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. – Dave Barry
Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by sheep. – Dave Barry
Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down. – Dave Barry