To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. – Dave Barry
The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. – Dave Barry
There are two distinctive classes of people today, those who have personal computers, and those who have several thousand extra dollars apiece. – Dave Barry
I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford. – Dave Barry