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I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it look

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like Im the only one moving. – Steven Wright

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Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. – Steven Wright

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I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, What for? I said, Im going to buy some sugar. – Steven Wright

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Money
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Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. – Steven Wright

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Parking is a nightmare for me… I still have sensors on my car that help me park. – Jordana Brewster

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I didnt come from a trailer park. I grew up middle class and my dad had money and my mom made my lunch. I got a car when I was sixteen. Im proud of that. – Kid Rock

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I remember things that happened sixty years ago, but if you ask me where I left my car keys five minutes ago, thats sometimes a problem. – Lou Thesz

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car

When you first get money, you buy all these things so no one thinks youre mean, and you spread it around. You get a chauffeur and you find yourself thrown around the back of this car and you think, I was happier when I had my own little car! I could drive myself! – Paul McCartney

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When I cant handle events, I let them handle themselves. – Henry Ford

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Her eyes are homes of silent prayers. – Alfred Lord Tennyson

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I never get the accountants in before I start up a business. Its done on gut feeling, especially if I can see that they are taking the mickey out of the consumer. – Richard Branson

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It is sad that the Republican leadership is not as interested as they say they are in protecting the institution of marriage as they are in waging a campaign to divide and distract the American people from the real issues that need to be addressed. – Kendrick Meek

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