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I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it look

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like Im the only one moving. – Steven Wright

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When I have a kid, I want to put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall looking frantic. – Steven Wright

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Twins
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My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. Its in the apartment somewhere. – Steven Wright

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We dont have any CGI with any of the car stuff. I think its a real experience when you see this car going through really fast really wild and you see me driving a lot of the times and also a big chase in downtown Atlanta. Its just incredible. – Sean William Scott

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car

I mostly drive around in a Fiat 500 TwinAir, and thats a pretty small car! – Richard Hammond

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If I test the car for a year I can be quite competitive the next season. – Valentino Rossi

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I love singin in the car, it just makes me feel good. – Scotty McCreery

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If at first you dont succeed, try, try again. Then quit. Theres no point in being a damn fool about it. – W. C. Fields

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Im leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when its not raining. – Groucho Marx

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One who limits himself to his chosen mode of ignorance. – Elbert Hubbard

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Great men are like eagles, and build their nest on some lofty solitude. – Arthur Schopenhauer

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