Quote by Steven Wright
I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it look

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like Im the only one moving. – Steven Wright

Other quotes by Steven Wright

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, Im home now. But leave a message and Ill call when Im out. – Steven Wright

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car
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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? – Steven Wright

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I went to a cafe that advertised breakfast anytime, so I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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The people who criticise you will not be the ones taking care of your legs when you are in your wheelchair. People who never drove a car in these conditions, they just dont know. – Alain Prost

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I never rode in an automobile until I was 12. – Loretta Lynn

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A car is useless in New York, essential everywhere else. The same with good manners. – Mignon McLaughlin

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I had never been able to get a car that said how much I cared about the environment until I drove electric. – Alexandra Paul

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