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I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it look

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like Im the only one moving. – Steven Wright

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In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number. – Steven Wright

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Las Vegas
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I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and Im gone. – Steven Wright

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car
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I own stock, and I also insure my car with Geico. – Ernie Banks

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car

I love Lady Antebellum and Miranda Lambert – they write from the heart. But its hard to find a country music lover in L.A. None of my friends really listen to it, and they hate getting in the car with me because I just blast Taylor Swift. – Lucy Hale

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car

I sing both in my shower and in my car, mostly in my car, because I have this weird thing – whenever Im singing to the radio – my friends kind of hate it – but I pick out the harmonies in my head, and Im singing the harmonies to the tracks and Im jamming it out. – Paul McDonald

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car

People spend so much time in their cars, and its a legal way to have fun by speeding a little bit or testing yourself a little bit, and you get to invest in your car. For some people, it becomes their baby. – Jordana Brewster

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car

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