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I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it look

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like Im the only one moving. – Steven Wright

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Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. – Steven Wright

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I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing Happy Birthday. – Steven Wright

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It used to be that youd have a song recorded by a major country artist and if it was a hit, you could buy a car. Now you can buy a dealership. – Tom T. Hall

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Im sort of like a lame, single guy in a red sports car. – Billy Corgan

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Im still that little girl who lisped and sat in the back of the car and threw vegetables at the back of her head when we drove home from the market. That never goes. – Tracey Ullman

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Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down. – Dave Barry

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A man of knowledge lives by acting, not by thinking about acting. – Carlos Castaneda

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Im just very thankful. And I say that a lot because thats the most important message. – Pharrell Williams

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