Steven Wright's Quote - I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it look

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I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it look

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like Im the only one moving. – Steven Wright

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How young can you die of old age? – Steven Wright

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I saw a bank that said 24 Hour Banking, but I dont have that much time. – Steven Wright

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I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything. – Steven Wright

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