Steven Wright's Quote - I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it look

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I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it look

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like Im the only one moving. – Steven Wright

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I bought some batteries, but they werent included. – Steven Wright

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I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. – Steven Wright

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