I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like Im the only one moving. – Steven Wright
I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything. – Steven Wright
I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like Im the only one moving. – Steven Wright
I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything. – Steven Wright
I want to get a tattoo of myself on my entire body, only two inches taller. – Steven Wright
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. – Steven Wright