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I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it look

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like Im the only one moving. – Steven Wright

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Babies dont need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach… it pisses me off! Ill go over to a little baby and say What are you doing here? You havent worked a day in your life! – Steven Wright

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You need someone to tell you how to do things like hitting your marks, or driving a car so it looks right or getting out of a car so it doesnt take a million years of screen time. – Gary Cole

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