Steven Wright's Quote - I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it look

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I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it look

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like Im the only one moving. – Steven Wright

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Right now Im having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. – Steven Wright

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Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. – Steven Wright

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I named my dog Stay so I can say, “Come here, Stay. Come here, Stay.” – Steven Wright

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When Im in the car and somebody comes on the radio singing the high notes, I try to sing along. – Burton Cummings

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Were just into toys, whether its motorcycles or race cars or computers. Ive got the Palm Pilot right here with me, Ive got the worlds smallest phone. Maybe its just because Im still a big little kid and I just love toys, you know? – Catherine Bell

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I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any cars headlights and tell you exactly which way its coming. – Mitch Hedberg

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