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I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it look

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like Im the only one moving. – Steven Wright

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I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side. – Steven Wright

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Future
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I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast anytime.” So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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Food
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It was all that stuff about taking your parents car when youre 13, sneaking booze into rock shows and ditching school with your friends. I could relate to that as a former teenager, rather than as a present parent. – Donal Logue

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car

My daughter Lila loves the smell of gasoline – she always says, Mummy, keep the door open, when Im filling up the car. Ive heard it is one of the most preferred scents in the world – maybe thats something to study for my next fragrance! – Kate Moss

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car

I was a little different. I still say Im a little different, because success to me is not having the most money, or having the biggest car or the biggest house. – Herschel Walker

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car

I wanted to be a mechanic. When I was 14 I wanted to quit school and go work on my car. But my dad said Son, you shouldnt do that. You should stay in school until your education is finished, and when youre done, dont make your hobby your job. – Eric Bana

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car

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There come times when I have nothing more to tell God. If I were to continue to pray in words, I would have to repeat what I have already said. At such times it is wonderful to say to God, “May I be in Thy presence, Lord? I have nothing more to say to Thee, but I do love to be in Thy presence.” – O.Hallesby

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Human judges can show mercy. But against the laws of nature, there is no appeal. – Arthur C. Clarke

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Well, honey, I had the million dollar houses, I had the car, I had the horse, I had the barn I had everything. Was I set free? I didnt even know what that meant. – Taylor Dayne

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The American people are not just being taxed to death theyre being taxed after death. But, no one should have to sell the lifes work of a parent or a loved one just to pay the federal government. – J. D. Hayworth

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