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I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it look

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like Im the only one moving. – Steven Wright

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I have an answering machine in my car. It says, Im home now. But leave a message and Ill call when Im out. – Steven Wright

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car
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I bought some instant water one time but I didnt know what to add to it. – Steven Wright

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Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. – Steven Wright

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A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. – Eleanor Robson Belmont

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Theres a lot of stress… but once you get in the car, all that goes out the window. – Dan Brown

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