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I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it look

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like Im the only one moving. – Steven Wright

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My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. Its in the apartment somewhere. – Steven Wright

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Life is a gamble. You can get hurt, but people die in plane crashes, lose their arms and legs in car accidents people die every day. Same with fighters: some die, some get hurt, some go on. You just dont let yourself believe it will happen to you. – Muhammad Ali

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So the first thing that I thought about was, How is this car going to handle? But then after Id been driving with it and practicing with it and I accomplished that, then I just kind of sat back. – Sean William Scott

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If you dont have the story and the unfolding of the trajectory of the saga, its like getting in a car and not having any gas. – Gus Van Sant

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I was so wild and crazy and dumb in my car. It didnt run but 30 miles an hour. You made do. – Muddy Waters

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