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I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it look

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like Im the only one moving. – Steven Wright

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I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. – Steven Wright

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Al Gore, the former vice-president of the United States, lives in a mansion that uses more electricity than the average familys bungalow! David Suzuki rides on a bus that uses more fuel than a Smart car to get across Canada! Oh my God! And this is just the tip of the vanishing iceberg! – Linwood Barclay

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Now having said that, I realize that releasing a film in the real world is like trying to get General Motors to release a handmade car. – Godfrey Reggio

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Twenty years ago, I was living in a lovely cottage on the edge of Dartmoor but I couldnt afford to run a car. – Mary Wesley

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Thats when it really came together for me that I was in a Bond film, to have my own spy car! – Rick Yune

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