Steven Wright's Quote - I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it look

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I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it look

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like Im the only one moving. – Steven Wright

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Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. – Steven Wright

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I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. – Steven Wright

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I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side. – Steven Wright

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Im a car fanatic and each morning I wake up with a smile on my face, whether Im commentating on the Formula One or at Silver Hatch racetrack in Roary the Racing Car. – Murray Walker

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As soon as I get my car I think Ill be going to the cinema more. Since I dont go very often, there are no films that are a must see at the moment. I usually wait till they come out on DVD. – Tom Felton

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In high school, during marathon phone conversations, cheap pizza dinners and long suburban car rides, I began to fall for boys because of who they actually were, or at least who I thought they might become. – J. Courtney Sullivan

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Lifes too short when you find yourself sitting in a car for four hours every day trying to get from East L.A. to West L.A. to Hollywood and then back to East L.A. – Garrett Hedlund

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We live because of the dreams. – Marat Safin

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Most of my ideas just come out funny. – Tim Heidecker

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