Quote by Steven Wright
I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it look

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like Im the only one moving. – Steven Wright

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Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. – Steven Wright

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Its like driving a car at night. You never see further than your headlights, but you can make the whole trip that way. – E. L. Doctorow

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Doorman – a genius who can open the door of your car with one hand, help you in with the other, and still have one left for the tip. – Dorothy Kilgallen

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When life was worrying about a car payment or a rent payment and a bill, youre so consumed with that, you really dont have time to know yourself. Thats surviving and getting by. – Fred Durst

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My first car was an 84 Ford Taurus. It caught on fire from me trying to change the fuel pump, so that wasnt good at all. Dried leaves on the ground while I was trying to change the fuel pump. Dont do that. Do it on concrete. – T-Pain

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