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I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it look

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like Im the only one moving. – Steven Wright

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I bought some instant water one time but I didnt know what to add to it. – Steven Wright

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I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. – Steven Wright

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If God drives a car, Hed drive a 1973 Ford LTD Brougham sedan with a claret-colored vinyl roof, with oxblood leather upholstery and an opera window. – Doug Coupland

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I sing in the car if Im in LA, because youre like soundproofed. – Jimmy Fallon

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Switching over to a hybrid car is one of those right things, but, unfairly or not, it still has a reputation among car enthusiasts as something you have to pedal really fast when youre on the ramp merging into traffic on the 401. – Linwood Barclay

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The fact is that a car used by Gerry Adams and myself during the course of the Mitchell review was bugged by elements within British military intelligence. – Martin McGuinness

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There is no such thing as bad publicity except your own obituary. – Brendan F. Behan

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Im in that comfortable niche where Im not that famous and sometimes people do need to put a barrier between them and their followers. When youre real famous you need to do that but Im not that famous so I dont need that kind of barrier. – Tony Levin

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Militant feminists are pro-choice because its their ultimate avenue of power over men. And believe me, to them it is a question of power. It is their attempt to impose their will on the rest of society, particularly on men. – Rush Limbaugh

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The past is behind us, love is in front and all around us. – Terri Guillemets

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