I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like Im the only one moving. – Steven Wright
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I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and Im gone. – Steven Wright
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Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. – Steven Wright
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