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I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it look

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like Im the only one moving. – Steven Wright

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I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldnt park anywhere near the place. – Steven Wright

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I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window. – Steven Wright

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I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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My first car was a 1976 Toyota Corolla Liftback in red, like the one in The Blues Brothers. I painted a Union Jack on the roof. I was absolutely in love with it until I destroyed it, which broke my heart! – Richard Hammond

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Is it sufficient that you have learned to drive the car, or shall we look and see what is under the hood? Most people go through life without ever knowing. – June Singer

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Discount air fares, a car in every parking space and the interstate highway system have made every place accessible – and every place alike. – Ronald Steel

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Campaign behavior for wives: Always be on time. Do as little talking as humanly possible. Lean back in the parade car so everybody can see the president. – Eleanor Roosevelt

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When you get to a certain age, there is no coming back. – Brian Clough

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Every great person is always being helped by everybody for their gift is to get good out of all things and all persons. – John Ruskin

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[W]e have a light upon our house, and it gives hope to all who sail upon the stormy seas. Do ya know what it means to have a light burning atop your home? It is safety, a place of refuge, seen by all as a signal that ye stand for something greater than this world, greater than us all. – James Michael Pratt, The Lighthouse Keeper, 2000 [“This life is a shadowy thing,

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