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I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it look

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like Im the only one moving. – Steven Wright

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Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. – Steven Wright

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I saw a bank that said 24 Hour Banking, but I dont have that much time. – Steven Wright

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I dont get rattled about the big things. I get rattled when I have to pick up my laundry, get gas in the car, pick up a script. – Sherry Stringfield

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I wasnt one to go out and buy a new car and stereo system and expensive clothes. My mom helped keep me grounded. – Christina Applegate

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If you dont drink, smoke, or drive a car, youre a tax evader. – Thomas S. Foley

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With all the hybrid stuff and things like that, I think thats a fabulous direction to go with cars in that sense. As someone who grew up around muscle cars, Ill never not be able to not love a muscle car. Not that I dont care about the environment, thats not it. But I adore muscle cars. – Michael Symon

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