I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like Im the only one moving. – Steven Wright
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Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. – Steven Wright
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When I have a kid, I want to put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall looking frantic. – Steven Wright
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