Steven Wright's Quote - I bought some batteries, but they werent included. – Steven Wright

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I bought some batteries, but they werent included. - Steven Wright

I bought some batteries, but they werent included. – Steven Wright

Other quotes by Steven Wright

When I have a kid, I want to put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall looking frantic. – Steven Wright

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I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. – Steven Wright

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Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. – Steven Wright

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Im odd looking. Sometimes I think I look like a funny muppet. – Angelina Jolie

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Do not fear lest you should meditate too much upon Him and speak of Him in an unworthy way, providing you are led by faith. Do not fear lest you should entertain false opinions of Him so long as they are in conformity with the notion of the infinitely perfect Being. – Nicolas Malebranche

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