Steven Wright's Quote - I bought some batteries, but they werent included. – Steven Wright

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I bought some batteries, but they werent included. - Steven Wright

I bought some batteries, but they werent included. – Steven Wright

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I saw a bank that said 24 Hour Banking, but I dont have that much time. – Steven Wright

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I went to a cafe that advertised breakfast anytime, so I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast anytime.” So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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Comedy is surprises, so if youre intending to make somebody laugh and they dont laugh, thats funny. – Norm MacDonald

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I think people like comedies and I think concept driven comedies seem to be working when its a clear concept and you deliver funny stuff. – Todd Phillips

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I was the little, funny one. I felt I was the child among grown women. – Julie Walters

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Laughter is involuntary. If its funny you laugh. – Tom Lehrer

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Sweet is the scene where genial friendship plays the pleasing game of interchanging praise. – Oliver Wendell Holmes

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For all of its uncertainty, we cannot flee the future. – Barbara Jordan

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