I bought some batteries, but they werent included. – Steven Wright
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When I have a kid, I want to put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall looking frantic. – Steven Wright
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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? – Steven Wright
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