Steven Wright's Quote - I bought some batteries, but they werent included. – Steven Wright

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I bought some batteries, but they werent included. - Steven Wright

I bought some batteries, but they werent included. – Steven Wright

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There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators. – Steven Wright

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I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. – Steven Wright

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When I die, Im leaving my body to science fiction. – Steven Wright

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Put off your imagination, as you put off your overcoat, when you enter the laboratory. Put it on again, as you put on your overcoat, when you leave. – Claude Bernard

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