Steven Wright's Quote - I bought some batteries, but they werent included. – Steven Wright

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I bought some batteries, but they werent included. - Steven Wright

I bought some batteries, but they werent included. – Steven Wright

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Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. – Steven Wright

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I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. – Steven Wright

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In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number. – Steven Wright

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Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. – Ronald Reagan

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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. – George Carlin

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I also think if youre an actor and you can improvise, when you go on an audition and you can improvise youre just a genius. If you can, you know, take a Tide commercial and you can just say one funny line thats not in the commercial they think youre a genius. – Amy Poehler

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Funny People is my favorite performance of myself to date. Even though its a comedy and there are serious moments, I really felt like Leo felt like a real person. It didnt feel like I was playing myself. Whether its a comedy or drama, I just try to make it as realistic as possible. – Jonah Hill

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A politician is known by the promises he keeps. – Author Unknown

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Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs. – William Shakespeare

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You can die of the cure before you die of the illness. – Michael Landon

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Its not about weight, its about fitness, and one component of being fit is to have relatively low body fat, because fat is not very efficient, whereas muscle is. – Deborah Bull

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