Steven Wright's Quote - I bought some batteries, but they werent included. – Steven Wright

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I bought some batteries, but they werent included. - Steven Wright

I bought some batteries, but they werent included. – Steven Wright

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When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, Did you sleep good? I said No, I made a few mistakes. – Steven Wright

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In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number. – Steven Wright

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I intend to live forever. So far, so good. – Steven Wright

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