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I bought some batteries, but they werent included. - Steven Wright

I bought some batteries, but they werent included. – Steven Wright

Other quotes by Steven Wright

I think Gods going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding. – Steven Wright

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God
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Steven Wright
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I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, What for? I said, Im going to buy some sugar. – Steven Wright

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Money
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Other Quotes from
funny
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A mans got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book. – Ernest Hemingway

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funny

I dont think know if anythings going to translate anywhere. Youre making a movie, you hope its going to be funny, you cant think about how its going to go over. – Ben Stiller

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funny

Movies these days have made killers into funny people. Whats that all about? Ive got kids and family and friends, and I dont like bad things. I dont think theyre funny, and its irresponsible to make movies that dont show you how thats not good. – Billy Bob Thornton

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funny

I dont care what the haters and naysayers say. If they make jokes about me, Ill laugh because theyll probably be funny. – Paula Deen

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funny

Random Quotes

Women have to be active listeners and interrupters – but when you interrupt, you have to know what you are talking about. – Madeleine Albright

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Women

Anything that isnt opposed by about 40 percent of humanity is either an evil business or so unimportant that it simply doesnt matter. – Russell Baker

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Business

Are right and wrong convertible terms, dependent upon popular opinion? – William Lloyd Garrison

Category:
Integrity

I mean, music totally comes from your soul. – Martin Scorsese

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Music