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I bought some batteries, but they werent included. - Steven Wright

I bought some batteries, but they werent included. – Steven Wright

Other quotes by Steven Wright

Babies dont need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach… it pisses me off! Ill go over to a little baby and say What are you doing here? You havent worked a day in your life! – Steven Wright

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Life
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I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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Time
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Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. – Steven Wright

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Poker
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Other Quotes from
funny
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I need to be cheered up a lot. I think funny people are people who need to be cheered up. – Lynda Barry

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funny

I took P.S. I Love You thinking it was going to be a little funny, and I ended up crying every day on that film. – Hilary Swank

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funny

Im undaunted in my quest to amuse myself by constantly changing my hair. – Hillary Clinton

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funny

I feel cheesy when I see Silver Spoons. Some of it was funny, but some of it was just cheese! My kids love it, but I look at it and cringe. – Ricky Schroder

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funny

Random Quotes

You dont know what unconditional love is. You may say you do, but if you dont have a child, you dont know what that is. But when you experience it, it is the most fulfilling ever. – Regina King

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Experience

Power to the peaceful! – Michael Franti

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Peace

My dad still calls me and makes sure Im taking my vitamins. – Melanie Fiona

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dad

Belief gets in the way of learning. – Jeremy Collier

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Learning