I bought some batteries, but they werent included. – Steven Wright
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Babies dont need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach… it pisses me off! Ill go over to a little baby and say What are you doing here? You havent worked a day in your life! – Steven Wright
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I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything. – Steven Wright
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