Steven Wright's Quote - I bought some batteries, but they werent included. – Steven Wright

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I bought some batteries, but they werent included. - Steven Wright

I bought some batteries, but they werent included. – Steven Wright

Other quotes by Steven Wright

When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, Did you sleep good? I said No, I made a few mistakes. – Steven Wright

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In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number. – Steven Wright

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Im writing a book. Ive got the page numbers done. – Steven Wright

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Its funny, I do try to maintain health. I started doing Bikram yoga which is that hothouse yoga, the 105 degrees yoga for 90 minutes. Its great, you purge out all the sweat and youre drinking water. – Bryan Cranston

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There have been times when I felt suicidal and I would stop my head from going in that direction of negativity because I thought thered be something Id miss that was funny in the future. If theres a chance Im going to laugh tomorrow then want to live to experience that. – Dave Navarro

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Its funny how making odd noises can get you into strange situations sometimes. – Eric San

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I actually find novels that are determined to be funny at every turn quite oppressive. – Ian Mcewan

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Its easy for people in an air-conditioned room to continue with the policies of destruction of Mother Earth. We need instead to put ourselves in the shoes of families in Bolivia and worldwide that lack water and food and suffer misery and hunger. – Evo Morales

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Basically, I believe the world is a jungle, and if its not a bit of a jungle in the home, a child cannot possibly be fit to enter the outside world. – Bette Davis

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I wasnt very aware of pop music because I attended an arts school. For me, it was all about jazz. – Norah Jones

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Driving with one foot on the accelerator and the other on the brake is likely to get you nowhere, but certainly will burn out vital parts of your car. Similarly, cutting taxes on the middle class, but increasing them on the rich is likely to result in an economic burnout. – Terry Savage

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