Steven Wright's Quote - I bought some batteries, but they werent included. – Steven Wright

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I bought some batteries, but they werent included. - Steven Wright

I bought some batteries, but they werent included. – Steven Wright

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If God dropped acid, would he see people? – Steven Wright

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I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. – Steven Wright

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I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. – Steven Wright

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Its really funny because the same people who loved me as Stringer Bell were the same people that were watching Daddys Little Girls literally in tears. – Idris Elba

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Its funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists goals. – Craig Bruce

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