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I bought some batteries, but they werent included. - Steven Wright

I bought some batteries, but they werent included. – Steven Wright

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I saw a bank that said 24 Hour Banking, but I dont have that much time. – Steven Wright

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Dirty Rotten Scoundrels is a good one because it not only turned out, I think, to be a really funny movie but it was also a delight to shoot. We were in the South of France, working with Glenne Headly and Michael Caine and Frank Oz the director – who were just fun. – Steve Martin

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Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative. – Henry A. Kissinger

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Its funny, but we were living on this small island off the coast of Charleston, South Carolina when I was 9. – Josh Lucas

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Im kidding about having only a few dollars. I might have a few dollars more. – James Brown

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