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I bought some batteries, but they werent included. - Steven Wright

I bought some batteries, but they werent included. – Steven Wright

Other quotes by Steven Wright

In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number. – Steven Wright

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Las Vegas
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Steven Wright
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There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators. – Steven Wright

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power
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Steven Wright
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Other Quotes from
funny
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One can always come up with funny lists and jokes. You know what? I take it back. Not everyone can always come up with funny lists and some jokes. Im very lucky to have a gift where I can do that pretty ably. – John Hodgman

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funny

Nothings funny about someone whos successful. – Drew Carey

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funny

Theres no such thing as soy milk. Its soy juice. – Lewis Black

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funny

Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away. – Demetri Martin

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funny

Random Quotes

People dont want to see women doing things they dont think women should do. – Joan Jett

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Every man dies. Not every man really lives. – Braveheart

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Pessimists are not boring. Pessimists are right. Pessimists are superfluous. – Elias Canetti

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Pessimism

The scarcity of the music not only makes the music itself enjoyable but it also gives the collector a strange sense of superiority. – Henry Rollins

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Music