Logo
Quote by Steven Wright
I bought some batteries, but they werent included. - Steven Wright

I bought some batteries, but they werent included. – Steven Wright

Other quotes by Steven Wright

When I have a kid, I want to put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall looking frantic. – Steven Wright

Category:
Twins
Author
Steven Wright
Read Quote

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. – Steven Wright

Category:
legal
Author
Steven Wright
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
funny
category

Straight men just cant imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do. – Graham Norton

Category:
funny

Im kidding about having only a few dollars. I might have a few dollars more. – James Brown

Category:
funny

Sometimes people get mad at The Simpsons subversive story telling, but theres another message in there, which is a celebration of making wild, funny stories. – Matt Groening

Category:
funny

I have an older sister named Haley and she wanted to be an actress. So I wanted to be an actress. Its really funny the way that some people dont give kids enough credit for like really being driven, and really wanting to do things so badly. – Hilary Duff

Category:
funny

Random Quotes

Men become accustomed to poison by degrees. – Victor Hugo

Category:
Men

You cannot reform your society or institution without opening your mind. – Bashar al-Assad

Category:
Society

Treat everyone with respect and kindness. Period. No exceptions. – Kiana Tom

Category:
respect

Saints should always be judged guilty until they are proved innocent. – George Orwell

Category:
Saint, Saints