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I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thin

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. – Steven Wright

Other quotes by Steven Wright

I named my dog Stay so I can say, “Come here, Stay. Come here, Stay.” – Steven Wright

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Dogs
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Steven Wright
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In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number. – Steven Wright

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Las Vegas
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Other Quotes from
legal
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Judges are the weakest link in our system of justice, and they are also the most protected. – Alan Dershowitz

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legal

The Florida Supreme Court wanted all the legal votes to be counted. The United States Supreme Court, on the other hand, did not want all the votes to be counted. – Vincent Bugliosi

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legal

History has shown us that, on extraordinarily rare occasions, it becomes necessary for the federal government to intervene on behalf of individuals whose 14th Amendment rights to legal due process and equal protection may be violated by a state. – Michael K. Simpson

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legal

Children must be considered in a divorce considered valuable pawns in the nasty legal and financial contest that is about to ensue. – P. J. ORourke

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legal

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Love is the greatest touch-up artist of all. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Love

Whenever you discuss politics, it is always better to use individual names rather then the term neocon. – David Frum

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Politics

A reward cannot be valued if it is not understood – Phillip C. Grant

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Results

I used to be so aggressive, but after a while I started learning. Its not that I know how to adapt, but I know all styles of fighting so I can change my style of fighting to whatever it needs to be. That just comes from years of training and a lot of sparring partners. – Marlen Esparza

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Learning