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I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thin

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. – Steven Wright

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I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast anytime.” So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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Food
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In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number. – Steven Wright

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Las Vegas
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The Republican Party looks at massive immigration, legal and illegal, as a source of cheap labor, satisfying a very important constituency. – Tom Tancredo

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legal

Defining marriage is a power that should be left to the states. Moreover, no state should be forced to recognize a marriage that is not within its own laws, Constitution, and legal precedents. – John Sununu

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legal

Reading a script is usually as exciting as reading a boilerplate legal document, so when you read one that makes you feel as if youre seeing the movie, you know its something different. – Tom Hanks

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legal

Where there is a will there is a lawsuit. – Addison Mizner

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I like dark humor. My favorite movie of all time is Harold and Maude. – Leslie Mann

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Of my two handicaps, being female put many more obstacles in my path than being black. – Shirley Chisholm

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As told in Friendship with God, if we simply decided to believe and act as if first, were all one, and second, life is eternal, it would render virtually everything weve done all our lives pointless. – Neale Donald Walsch

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Friendship

And I think what people in New Jersey have gotten to know about me over the last decade that Ive been in public life is what you see is what you get. And Im no different when Im sitting with you than I am when Im at home or anyplace else. – Chris Christie

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