I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. – Steven Wright
I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy. – Steven Wright
I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. – Steven Wright
I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy. – Steven Wright
I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything. – Steven Wright
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. Its in the apartment somewhere. – Steven Wright
You built a factory out there, good for you. But I want to be clear. You moved your goods to market on the roads that the rest of us paid for. You hired workers that the rest of us paid to educate. You were safe in your factory because of police forces and fire forces that the rest of us paid for. – Elizabeth Warren