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I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thin

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. – Steven Wright

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For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier… I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. – Steven Wright

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I saw a bank that said 24 Hour Banking, but I dont have that much time. – Steven Wright

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I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window. – Steven Wright

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Im not sure I can say there is a clean line between me as an individual and me as a lawyer. – Anita Hill

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Things happened there that I dont think are the finest hours for anybody, whether it was a journalist, the legal system or, in that case of the political system, who would say that was an example of when Washington worked best. – Rahm Emanuel

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