I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. – Steven Wright
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My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. Its in the apartment somewhere. – Steven Wright
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I saw a bank that said 24 Hour Banking, but I dont have that much time. – Steven Wright
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In the US, you even lose legal rights if you store your data in a companys machines instead of your own. The police need to present you with a search warrant to get your data from you but if they are stored in a companys server, the police can get it without showing you anything. – Richard Stallman
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