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I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thin

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. – Steven Wright

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My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. Its in the apartment somewhere. – Steven Wright

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I saw a bank that said 24 Hour Banking, but I dont have that much time. – Steven Wright

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All ambitions are lawful except those which climb upward on the miseries or credulities of mankind. – Joseph Conrad

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legal

It is simply a fact that the birth rate of our illegal immigrants exceeds that of our legal residents. – John Linder

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legal

In the US, you even lose legal rights if you store your data in a companys machines instead of your own. The police need to present you with a search warrant to get your data from you but if they are stored in a companys server, the police can get it without showing you anything. – Richard Stallman

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legal

We owe the Aboriginal peoples a debt that is four centuries old. It is their turn to become full partners in developing an even greater Canada. And the reconciliation required may be less a matter of legal texts than of attitudes of the heart. – Romeo LeBlanc

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legal

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An inability to stay quiet is one of the conspicuous failings of mankind. – Walter Bagehot

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I think its important that kids have responsibilities and understand the value of things, but I think its great I get to travel the world with my daughter. – Salma Hayek

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Knowledge is a weapon. I intend to be formidably armed. – Terry Goodkind

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Next to religion, let your care be to promote justice. – Francis Bacon

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