Steven Wright's Quote - I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thin

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I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thin

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. – Steven Wright

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I bought some batteries, but they werent included. – Steven Wright

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I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like Im the only one moving. – Steven Wright

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There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators. – Steven Wright

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People do not win people fights. Lawyers do. – Norman Ralph Augustine

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Crime and legal stories, broadly speaking, are just where my interest happens to lie. – William Landay

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Mr. Speaker, the fact of the matter is that the Ten Commandments are a historical document that contains moral, ethical, and legal truisms that any person of any religion or even an atheist can recognize and appreciate. – Cliff Stearns

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After the chaos and carnage of September 11th, it is not enough to serve our enemies with legal papers. – George W. Bush

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Being alone is very difficult. – Yoko Ono

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I dont really talk about my personal life. Its a strange and funny and weird thing. Sometimes you have a conversation with someone and the paparazzi snaps a picture of you and people decide youre dating. If I try to answer everything people say, I would be up all night. – Tracee Ellis Ross

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Aging gracefully is supposed to mean trying not to hide time passing and just looking a wreck. Dont worry girls, look like a wreck, thats the way it goes. – Jeanne Moreau

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The process by which banks create money is so simple that the mind is repelled. – John Kenneth Galbraith

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