Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. – Steven Wright
I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. – Steven Wright
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. – Steven Wright
I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. – Steven Wright
I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like Im the only one moving. – Steven Wright
I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side. – Steven Wright