Quote by Steven Wright
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. - St

Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. – Steven Wright

Other quotes by Steven Wright

I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. – Steven Wright

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In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number. – Steven Wright

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I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill. – Erma Bombeck

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Skiing: the art of catching cold and going broke while rapidly heading nowhere at great personal risk. – Author Unknown

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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face. – Dave Barry

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Turn right, turn left, repeat as necessary. – Author Unknown

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