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Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. - St

Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. – Steven Wright

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I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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I bought some instant water one time but I didnt know what to add to it. – Steven Wright

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I have an answering machine in my car. It says, Im home now. But leave a message and Ill call when Im out. – Steven Wright

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Turn right, turn left, repeat as necessary. – Author Unknown

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I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill. – Erma Bombeck

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Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough…. I now realize that the small hills you see on ski slopes are formed around the bodies of forty-seven-year-olds who tried to learn snowboarding. – Dave Barry

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All things are possible, except for skiing through a revolving door. – Author Unknown

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