Quote by Steven Wright
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. - St

Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. – Steven Wright

Other quotes by Steven Wright

Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. – Steven Wright

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Poker
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I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window. – Steven Wright

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If you marry a skier, marry tall – they walk with their knees bent ten months out of the year. – Author Unknown

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Snow: a form of precipitation that usually occurs three weeks prior to and the morning of your departure from your ski vacation. – Author Unknown

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The ski bum trades security for face shots, the future for the moment. Considering how hollow the promise of a corporate career has become, who can say the ski bum is not the wiser investor in his or her youth? – Author Unknown

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Skiing

The sensual caress of waist deep cold smoke…. glory in skiing virgin snow, in being the first to mark the powder with the signature of their run. – Tim Cahill

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Skiing

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Men dont come up to you to just talk. We come up to you with a plan. Were looking across the room at you, and we dont care about your hopes and dreams. We dont care about what your future holds. We saw something we wanted. – Steve Harvey

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