Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. – Steven Wright
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too? – Steven Wright

Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. – Steven Wright
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too? – Steven Wright
Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. – Steven Wright
I want to get a tattoo of myself on my entire body, only two inches taller. – Steven Wright