Quote by Steven Wright
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. - St

Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. – Steven Wright

Other quotes by Steven Wright

I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, What for? I said, Im going to buy some sugar. – Steven Wright

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Money
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Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. – Steven Wright

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Fishing
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Other Quotes from
Skiing
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I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill. – Erma Bombeck

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Skiing

The sensual caress of waist deep cold smoke…. glory in skiing virgin snow, in being the first to mark the powder with the signature of their run. – Tim Cahill

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Skiing

If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country. – Author Unknown

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Skiing

All things are possible, except for skiing through a revolving door. – Author Unknown

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Skiing

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Where would you be without friends? The people to pick you up when you need lifting? We come from homes far from perfect, so you end up almost parent and sibling to your friends – your own chosen family. Theres nothing like a really loyal, dependable, good friend. Nothing. – Jennifer Aniston

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