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Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. - St

Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. – Steven Wright

Other quotes by Steven Wright

I went to a cafe that advertised breakfast anytime, so I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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Perspective
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There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators. – Steven Wright

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power
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For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier… I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. – Steven Wright

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Birthday
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Other Quotes from
Skiing
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Traverse: One of two ways to stop while skiing. Tree: The other method. – Author Unknown

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Skiing

If you marry a skier, marry tall – they walk with their knees bent ten months out of the year. – Author Unknown

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Skiing

Turn right, turn left, repeat as necessary. – Author Unknown

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Skiing

Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face. – Dave Barry

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Skiing

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The idea that the rest of the world was somehow being held hostage by the Arab-Israeli conflict once had a minimal basis in reality. In the first 20 years of Israels existence, every Arab country was in an active state of war with the Jewish state. – John Podhoretz

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Ive spent lots of time in London, I studied in London, I like London. Its just not my home. – Johnny Vegas

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