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Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. - St

Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. – Steven Wright

Other quotes by Steven Wright

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. – Steven Wright

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legal
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In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number. – Steven Wright

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Las Vegas
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I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side. – Steven Wright

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Future
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Other Quotes from
Skiing
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All things are possible, except for skiing through a revolving door. – Author Unknown

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Skiing

Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face. – Dave Barry

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Skiing

Skiing: the art of catching cold and going broke while rapidly heading nowhere at great personal risk. – Author Unknown

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Skiing

Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough…. I now realize that the small hills you see on ski slopes are formed around the bodies of forty-seven-year-olds who tried to learn snowboarding. – Dave Barry

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Skiing

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Books let us into their souls and lay open to us the secrets of our own. – William Hazlitt

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I am sure that, on the one hand, the Rothschilds appreciate the merits of Marx, and that on the other hand, Marx feels an instinctive inclination and a great respect for the Rothschilds. – Mikhail Bakunin

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I wrote an ad for Apple Computer: “Macintosh – We might not get everything right, but at least we knew the century was going to end.” – Douglas Adams

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