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Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. - St

Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. – Steven Wright

Other quotes by Steven Wright

Babies dont need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach… it pisses me off! Ill go over to a little baby and say What are you doing here? You havent worked a day in your life! – Steven Wright

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Life
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I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. – Steven Wright

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legal
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Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. – Steven Wright

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Poker
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Other Quotes from
Skiing
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The sensual caress of waist deep cold smoke…. glory in skiing virgin snow, in being the first to mark the powder with the signature of their run. – Tim Cahill

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Skiing

Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face. – Dave Barry

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Skiing

Skiing is the only sport where you spend an arm and a leg to break an arm and a leg. – Author Unknown

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Skiing

Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough…. I now realize that the small hills you see on ski slopes are formed around the bodies of forty-seven-year-olds who tried to learn snowboarding. – Dave Barry

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Skiing

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Ironically, for a few million people in the Far East, I did become an English teacher through my music. – Pat Boone

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