Quote by Steven Wright
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. - St

Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. – Steven Wright

Other quotes by Steven Wright

I bought some instant water one time but I didnt know what to add to it. – Steven Wright

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I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like Im the only one moving. – Steven Wright

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car
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Other Quotes from
Skiing
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Turn right, turn left, repeat as necessary. – Author Unknown

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Snow: a form of precipitation that usually occurs three weeks prior to and the morning of your departure from your ski vacation. – Author Unknown

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I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill. – Erma Bombeck

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If you marry a skier, marry tall – they walk with their knees bent ten months out of the year. – Author Unknown

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My restless, roaming spirit would not allow me to remain at home very long. – Buffalo Bill

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Just because you liked something as a youngster doesnt mean you have to like it as an adult. You can change your taste a little bit on the sweets and things like that. – Mike Ditka

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When I got into the film business, my aim was to adopt a positive persona, of a guy who fights against injustice. And it saved me, because my acting was atrocious to say the least! – Chuck Norris

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To me the meanest flower that blows can give
Thoughts that do often lie too deep for tears. – William Wordsworth

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