Quote by Steven Wright
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. - St

Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. – Steven Wright

Other quotes by Steven Wright

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? – Steven Wright

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I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like Im the only one moving. – Steven Wright

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car
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Skiing
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face. – Dave Barry

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Turn right, turn left, repeat as necessary. – Author Unknown

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Gravity is love and every turn is a leap of faith. – Author Unknown

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The sensual caress of waist deep cold smoke…. glory in skiing virgin snow, in being the first to mark the powder with the signature of their run. – Tim Cahill

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Love is rarer than genius itself. And friendship is rarer than love. – Charles Peguy

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I think the debate in our society now is that people have to agree on zero-tolerance to terrorism. – King Abdullah II

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