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Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. - St

Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. – Steven Wright

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I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, What for? I said, Im going to buy some sugar. – Steven Wright

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Skiing: the art of catching cold and going broke while rapidly heading nowhere at great personal risk. – Author Unknown

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If you marry a skier, marry tall – they walk with their knees bent ten months out of the year. – Author Unknown

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Turn right, turn left, repeat as necessary. – Author Unknown

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Snow: a form of precipitation that usually occurs three weeks prior to and the morning of your departure from your ski vacation. – Author Unknown

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