Quote by Steven Wright
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. - St

Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. – Steven Wright

Other quotes by Steven Wright

There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators. – Steven Wright

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power
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In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number. – Steven Wright

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Las Vegas
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Other Quotes from
Skiing
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Skiing: the art of catching cold and going broke while rapidly heading nowhere at great personal risk. – Author Unknown

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Skiing

All things are possible, except for skiing through a revolving door. – Author Unknown

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Skiing is a dance, and the mountain always leads. – Author Unknown

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Turn right, turn left, repeat as necessary. – Author Unknown

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A striking feature of moral and political argument in the modern world is the extent to which it is innovators, radicals, and revolutionaries who revive old doctrines, while their conservative and reactionary opponents are the inventors of new ones. – Alasdair Chalmers Macintyre

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Even a liberal reporter is a patriot, wants the best for this country. And people, your fair and balanced friends at Fox, dont fully understand that. – Mike Wallace

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