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I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. - Grouch

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. – Groucho Marx

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Im leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when its not raining. – Groucho Marx

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Well, Art is Art, isnt it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know. – Groucho Marx

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Art
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Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read. – Groucho Marx

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Lucky is for laughs, and theres really nothing funny that Im doing on Dexter. I think more than anything, both comment on the fact that anybody is capable of anything. Just because they are the shy guy in the corner doesnt mean that they are a harmless little bunny. – Colin Hanks

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The audience changes every night. Youre the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh. – Joe Rogan

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Its funny. When I saw the script in my inbox and it said Sparkle, I thought, For real? Its really called Sparkle? I was wondering, too, how does Jordin Sparks as Sparkle sound? – Jordin Sparks

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I sometimes lie awake at night trying to think of something funny that Richard Nixon said. – Lyn Nofziger

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The garden of love is green without limit and yields many fruit other than sorrow and joy. – Rumi

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I learned the real meaning of love. Love is absolute loyalty. People fade, looks fade, but loyalty never fades. You can depend so much on certain people, you can set your watch by them. And that’s love, even if it doesn’t seem very exciting. – Sylvester Stallone

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Those who aim at great deeds must also suffer greatly. – Plutarch

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Love is when the desire to be desired takes you so badly that you feel you could die of it. – Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec

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