Groucho Marx's Quote - I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. – Grouch

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I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. - Grouch

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. – Groucho Marx

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Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read. – Groucho Marx

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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. – Groucho Marx

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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. – Groucho Marx

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Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. – Johnny Carson

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Vanity, I am sensible, is my cardinal vice and cardinal folly; and I am in continual danger, when in company, of being led an ignis fatuus chase by it. – John Adams

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Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read. – Groucho Marx

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Men are governed by lines of intellect – women: by curves of emotion. – James Joyce

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