Groucho Marx's Quote - I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. – Grouch

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I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. - Grouch

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. – Groucho Marx

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Outside of a dog, a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read. – Groucho Marx

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In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom. – Groucho Marx

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Politics doesnt make strange bedfellows – marriage does. – Groucho Marx

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It is funny that men who are supposed to be scientific cannot get themselves to realise the basic principle of physics, that action and reaction are equal and opposite, that when you persecute people you always rouse them to be strong and stronger. – Gertrude Stein

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My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. – Jay London

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I mean, I talk about being Jewish a lot. Its funny because I do think of myself as Jewish ethnically, but Im not religious at all. I have no religion. – Sarah Silverman

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If people want to compete for leadership of a religious group, they can compete in piety. A chilling thought. Or funny. – Mary Douglas

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Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away. – Laurence J. Peter

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There is no such thing as a good tax. – Winston Churchill

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Are we still a country that takes risks, that innovates, that believes anything is possible? Or are we a country that is resigned to whatever liberty the government decides to dish out? – Mitch McConnell

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One sees great things from the valley only small things from the peak. – Gilbert K. Chesterton

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