I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. – Groucho Marx
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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. – Groucho Marx
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Outside of a dog, a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read. – Groucho Marx
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I recently spent quite a bit of time in Sheffield, England, which is where Im from. I wouldnt move back there, but its funny when you spend a bit of time in the place where you were brought up. You kind of realize how that place has had quite a big effect on you or made you a certain way. – Jarvis Cocker
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