Groucho Marx's Quote - I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. – Grouch

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I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. - Grouch

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. – Groucho Marx

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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. – Groucho Marx

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A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. – Groucho Marx

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In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom. – Groucho Marx

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