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Quote by Groucho Marx
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. - Grouch

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. – Groucho Marx

Other quotes by Groucho Marx

I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasnt arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and Im going to be happy in it. – Groucho Marx

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power
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Groucho Marx
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Im not feeling very well – I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. – Groucho Marx

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Medical
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Groucho Marx
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I was making my living from a joke about my appearance that I didnt understand, and in a way still dont, because when I look in a mirror it doesnt seem funny to me. – Wallace Shawn

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This shirt is dry clean only. Which means… its dirty. – Mitch Hedberg

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I thought Borat was a breakthrough comedy, because it was really funny. It wasnt some studio-produced script with 14 writers. – Steve Martin

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Its funny, but we were living on this small island off the coast of Charleston, South Carolina when I was 9. – Josh Lucas

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I never felt I had the kind of relationship with Magic that I could just pick up the phone and call him at home. – Karl Malone

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You know that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct. – W. Somerset Maugham

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As you have sown so shall you reap. – Marcus Tullius Cicero

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I always tell my kids that as soon as you have a secret, something about you that you are ashamed to have others find out, you have given other people the power to hurt you by exposing you. – Ayelet Waldman

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power