Groucho Marx's Quote - I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. – Grouch

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I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. - Grouch

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. – Groucho Marx

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I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go into the library and read a good book. – Groucho Marx

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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. – Groucho Marx

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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. – Groucho Marx

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