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Quote by Groucho Marx
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. - Grouch

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. – Groucho Marx

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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. – Groucho Marx

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Life
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Groucho Marx
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Outside of a dog, a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read. – Groucho Marx

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Dogs
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A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists. – Don Marquis

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Its funny, because I did all of these interviews as soon as I had the baby, and they were asking questions, and I really didnt have an idea of anything, because I was so blurry. – Emily Procter

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I recently spent quite a bit of time in Sheffield, England, which is where Im from. I wouldnt move back there, but its funny when you spend a bit of time in the place where you were brought up. You kind of realize how that place has had quite a big effect on you or made you a certain way. – Jarvis Cocker

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As soon as I realized you could be funny as a job, that was the job I wanted. – Seth Rogen

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Ive learned any fool can write a bad ad, but it takes a real genius to keep his hands off a good one. – Leo Burnett

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Politics doesnt make strange bedfellows – marriage does. – Groucho Marx

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