Groucho Marx's Quote - I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. – Grouch

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I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. - Grouch

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. – Groucho Marx

Other quotes by Groucho Marx

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas Ill never know. – Groucho Marx

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Politics doesnt make strange bedfellows – marriage does. – Groucho Marx

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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. – Groucho Marx

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Laughter is involuntary. If its funny you laugh. – Tom Lehrer

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You can go to a play that is enjoyable because its funny, and then on the next night you can go to a play thats enjoyable because its disturbing. – Wallace Shawn

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If I studied all my life, I couldnt think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress. – Will Rogers

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Im very silly as a person, but quality silliness on-screen has more of an art to it. Harrison Ford, whom I was in Morning Glory with, has mastered that dry funny better than anyone. – Rachel McAdams

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