I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. – Groucho Marx
Outside of a dog, a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read. – Groucho Marx

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. – Groucho Marx
Outside of a dog, a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read. – Groucho Marx
In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom. – Groucho Marx