Groucho Marx's Quote - I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. – Grouch

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I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. - Grouch

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. – Groucho Marx

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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. – Groucho Marx

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No man goes before his time – unless the boss leaves early. – Groucho Marx

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A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. – Groucho Marx

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