Groucho Marx's Quote - I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. – Grouch

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I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. - Grouch

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. – Groucho Marx

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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you. – Groucho Marx

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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? – Groucho Marx

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Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. – Groucho Marx

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