Groucho Marx's Quote - I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. – Grouch

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I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. - Grouch

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. – Groucho Marx

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Im not feeling very well – I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. – Groucho Marx

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No man goes before his time – unless the boss leaves early. – Groucho Marx

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All people are born alike â€” except Republicans and Democrats. – Groucho Marx

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