Groucho Marx's Quote - I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. – Grouch

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I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. - Grouch

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. – Groucho Marx

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I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book. – Groucho Marx

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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. – Groucho Marx

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I must confess, I was born at a very early age. – Groucho Marx

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Its funny, because I sometimes feel that Im most creative when Im pregnant. – Georgina Chapman

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Always remember your kids name. Always remember where you put your kid. Dont let your kid drive until their feet can reach the pedals. Use the right size diapers… for yourself. And, when in doubt, make funny faces. – Amy Poehler

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Im an unorthodox type of guy, a funny guy – at least I think Im funny. And one of the things I like to do is come up with nicknames for myself. – Shaquille ONeal

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I come more to Scotland than I ever used to, so I feel more connected to it, more part of the zeitgeist. You know when you realize you have a choice and Im choosing my homeland. Its funny: when you get older these things creep up to you. – Alan Cumming

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It is not only the living who are killed in war. – Isaac Asimov

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The man who has seen the rising moon break out of the clouds at midnight has been present like an archangel at the creation of light and of the world. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Being good in business is the most fascinating kind of art. Making money is art and working is art and good business is the best art. – Andy Warhol

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Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read. – Groucho Marx

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