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I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. - Grouch

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. – Groucho Marx

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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. – Groucho Marx

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Well, Art is Art, isnt it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know. – Groucho Marx

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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. – Groucho Marx

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What I dont like is when I see stuff that I know has had a lot of improv done or is playing around where theres no purpose to the scene other than to just be funny. What you dont want is funny scene, funny scene, funny scene, and now heres the epiphany scene and then the movies over. – Paul Feig

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I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink. – Joe E. Lewis

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A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists. – Don Marquis

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I have a love interest in every one of my films: a gun. – Arnold Schwarzenegger

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