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Quote by Groucho Marx
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. - Grouch

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. – Groucho Marx

Other quotes by Groucho Marx

The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution – this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths. – Groucho Marx

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Life
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Groucho Marx
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Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read. – Groucho Marx

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Groucho Marx
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