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If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but

If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. – Alfred North Whitehead

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One cat just leads to another. – Ernest Hemingway

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You cannot look at a sleeping cat and feel tense. – Jane Pauley

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A meow massages the heart. – Stuart McMillan

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Like a graceful vase, a cat, even when motionless, seems to flow. – George F. Will

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