If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but

If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. – Alfred North Whitehead

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Although all cat games have their rules and rituals, these vary with the individual player. The cat, of course, never breaks a rule. If it does not follow precedent, that simply means it has created a new rule and it is up to you to learn it quickly if you want the game to continue. – Sidney Denham

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Every dog has his day — but the nights are reserved for the cats. – Author Unknown

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I named my kitten Rose — fur soft as a petal, claws sharper than thorns. – Astrid Alauda

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One cat just leads to another. – Ernest Hemingway

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I jumped off a cliff backwards for I Am Number Four, which was pretty cool. Id never done that before. It took seven takes from different angles and luckily there were no injuries. I came close, though. My head nearly hit the rock at one point. – Alex Pettyfer

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For a person who promised hope and civility in politics, Mr. Obama has shown a borderline obsessiveness in blaming Mr. Bush. – Karl Rove

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I talk to God but the sky is empty. – Sylvia Plath

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