If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but

If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. – Alfred North Whitehead

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The way to keep a cat is to try to chase it away. – E.W. Howe

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A cat is the only domestic animal I know who toilet trains itself and does a damned impressive job of it. – Joseph Epstein

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