If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but

If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. – Alfred North Whitehead

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Kittens believe that all nature is occupied with their diversion. – F.A. Paradis de Moncrif

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A cat is the only domestic animal I know who toilet trains itself and does a damned impressive job of it. – Joseph Epstein

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Dogs come when they are called; cats take a message and get back to you. – Mary Bly

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Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose. – Garrison Keillor

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Let us rise up and be thankful, for if we didnt learn a lot today, at least we learned a little, and if we didnt learn a little, at least we didnt get sick, and if we got sick, at least we didnt die; so, let us all be thankful. – Buddha

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The meagre lighthouse all in white, haunting the seaboard, as if it were the ghost of an edifice that had once had colour and rotundity, dripped melancholy tears after its late buffeting by the waves. – Charles Dickens, Little Dorrit

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