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If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but

If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. – Alfred North Whitehead

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If we treated everyone we meet with the same affection we bestow upon our favorite cat, they, too, would purr. – Martin Buxbaum

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Most beds sleep up to six cats. Ten cats without the owner. – Stephen Baker

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Like a graceful vase, a cat, even when motionless, seems to flow. – George F. Will

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