Quote by Groucho Marx
Well, Art is Art, isnt it? Still, on the other hand, water is wate

Well, Art is Art, isnt it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know. – Groucho Marx

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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. – Groucho Marx

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Im not feeling very well – I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. – Groucho Marx

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I dont know much about auctions. I sometimes go to previews and see art sardined into ugly rooms. Ive gawked at the gaudy prices, and gaped at well-clad crowds of happy white people conspicuously spending hundreds of millions of dollars. – Jerry Saltz

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Trifles make perfection, and perfection is no trifle. – Michelangelo

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Once you take yourself too seriously the art will suffer. – Maynard James Keenan

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You use a glass mirror to see your face you use works of art to see your soul. – George Bernard Shaw

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