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A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimist

A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists. – Don Marquis

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prohibition makes you want to cry into your beer and denies you the beer to cry into – Don Marquis

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Drinking
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The most pleasant and useful persons are those who leave some of the problems of the universe for God to worry about. – Don Marquis

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Moderation
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Fate often puts all the material for happiness and prosperity into a mans hands just to see how miserable he can make himself with them. – Don Marquis

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Happiness
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Its funny that it all becomes about clothes. Its bizarre. You work your butt off and then you win an award and its all about your dress. You cant get away from it. – Reese Witherspoon

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My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me. – Winston Churchill

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Who picks your clothes – Stevie Wonder? – Don Rickles

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Friends depart, and memory takes them
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Men on their side must force themselves for a while to lay their notions by and begin to familiarize themselves with facts. – Francis Bacon

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Sadly, embryonic stem cell research is completely legal in this country and has been going on at universities and research facilities for years. – Mike Pence

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