Quote by Don Marquis
A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimist

A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists. – Don Marquis

Other quotes by Don Marquis

Fate often puts all the material for happiness and prosperity into a mans hands just to see how miserable he can make himself with them. – Don Marquis

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Happiness
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When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: Whose? – Don Marquis

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work
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Bores bore each other too; but it never seems to teach them anything. – Don Marquis

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Bores
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Married with Children was racy. It was sexist. It was a lot of things, but mostly it was funny. – Katey Sagal

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I didnt plan to be the rude middle-class comedian. You write a certain type of joke that you find funny, and mine happen to be often rude. Yes, its juvenile, but thats me. – Jimmy Carr

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Its funny how making odd noises can get you into strange situations sometimes. – Eric San

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Im a misplaced American, but dont know where I was misplaced. – Ruby Wax

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People often say that this or that person has not yet found himself. But the self is not something one finds, it is something one creates. – Thomas Szasz, “Personal Conduct,” The Second Sin, 1973

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