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Quote by Groucho Marx
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. – Groucho Marx

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Im not feeling very well – I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. – Groucho Marx

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Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies. – Groucho Marx

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A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. – Groucho Marx

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There will one day spring from the brain of science a machine or force so fearful in its potentialities, so absolutely terrifying, that even man, the fighter, who will dare torture and death in order to inflict torture and death, will be appalled, and so abandon war forever. – Thomas A. Edison

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