I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. – Groucho Marx
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas Ill never know. – Groucho Marx
The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution – this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths. – Groucho Marx
Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. – Groucho Marx