I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. – Groucho Marx
In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom. – Groucho Marx

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. – Groucho Marx
In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom. – Groucho Marx
All people are born alike — except Republicans and Democrats. – Groucho Marx
It frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. – Groucho Marx