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Quote by Groucho Marx
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. – Groucho Marx

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I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasnt arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and Im going to be happy in it. – Groucho Marx

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Im leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when its not raining. – Groucho Marx

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