I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. – Groucho Marx
All people are born alike — except Republicans and Democrats. – Groucho Marx

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. – Groucho Marx
All people are born alike — except Republicans and Democrats. – Groucho Marx
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. – Groucho Marx
No man goes before his time – unless the boss leaves early. – Groucho Marx