Quote by Groucho Marx
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. – Groucho Marx

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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas Ill never know. – Groucho Marx

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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, youve got it made. – Groucho Marx

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Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read. – Groucho Marx

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