I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. – Groucho Marx
Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. – Groucho Marx

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. – Groucho Marx
Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. – Groucho Marx
Im not feeling very well – I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. – Groucho Marx