Quote by Groucho Marx
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. – Groucho Marx

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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. – Groucho Marx

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A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. – Groucho Marx

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There is no room for second place. There is only one place in my game and that is first place. I have finished second twice in my time at Green Bay and I never want to finish second again. – Vince Lombardi

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The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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