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Quote by Groucho Marx
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. – Groucho Marx

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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. – Groucho Marx

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Im not feeling very well – I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. – Groucho Marx

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