Quote by Groucho Marx
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. – Groucho Marx

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A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. – Groucho Marx

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One-fifth of the people are against everything all the time. – Robert Kennedy

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