I like my wine like my women – ready to pass out. – Robin Williams Category: WomenAuthorRobin WilliamsRead Quote
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? – Robin Williams Category: funnyAuthorRobin WilliamsRead Quote
Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt! – Robin Williams Category: CoffeeAuthorRobin WilliamsRead Quote
Id never been in play long enough for the flowers to die in the dressing room. – Mercedes McCambridge Category: funny
I trust in nature for the stable laws of beauty and utility. Spring shall plant and autumn garner to the end of time. – Robert Browning Category: Beauty
May I never miss a sunset or a rainbow because I am looking down. – Sara June Parker Category: Attitude
Youre safer in the race car than you are in cars going to and from the track. – Mario Andretti Category: car
