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I dont deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I dont deserve

I dont deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I dont deserve that either. – Jack Benny

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I dont want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too. – Jack Benny

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The funny thing is, Dennis Miller got me back into comedy. – Tommy Chong

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