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I dont deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I dont deserve

I dont deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I dont deserve that either. – Jack Benny

Other quotes by Jack Benny

A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid. – Jack Benny

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Humorous
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I dont want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too. – Jack Benny

Category:
Exaggeration
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Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you dont mind, it doesnt matter. – Jack Benny

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Age
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Other Quotes from
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If I had to live my life again, Id make the same mistakes, only sooner. – Tallulah Bankhead

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funny

I dont know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why hes funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me. – Paul Lynde

Category:
funny

Its funny, but we were living on this small island off the coast of Charleston, South Carolina when I was 9. – Josh Lucas

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funny

In this world, everyone wants to know everything about you, and I think thats funny. – Leighton Meester

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funny

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This nation is notorious for its ability to make or fake anything cheaply. Made-in-China goods now fill homes around the world. But our giant country has a small problem. We cant manufacture the happiness of our people. – Ai Weiwei

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A human being is not attaining his full heights until he is educated. – Horace Mann

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Education

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity. The fears are paper tigers. You can do anything you decide to do. You can act to change and control your life and the procedure , the process is its own reward. – Amelia Earhart

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Change

If luck werent involved, Id win every tournament! – Phil Hellmuth

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Sports