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I dont deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I dont deserve

I dont deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I dont deserve that either. – Jack Benny

Other quotes by Jack Benny

Give me the fresh air, a beautiful partner, and a nice round of golf, and you can keep the fresh air and the round of golf. – Jack Benny

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Golf
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Jack Benny
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Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. – Jack Benny

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Sports
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Jack Benny
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When you are not treated seriously, you develop comically. Its sense of oneself is so fractured and fragile that its like the picked-on kid who has to become funny. – Scott Thompson

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I dont have a bank account because I dont know my mothers maiden name. – Paula Poundstone

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I find it so funny that people find me so interesting. – Britney Spears

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Theres a constant flow of child actors. Its kind of funny to watch the new crew come through. I think, You poor little things. Youre going to have to struggle for a long time. – Tina Yothers

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Science must begin with myths, and with the criticism of myths. – Karl Popper

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Ive crashed my car three times. – Billy Joel

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It is a fact that all women contribute more to marriage than men for the most part they have to change their place of living, their method of work, a great many women today changing their occupation entirely on marriage and they must even change their name. – Agnes Macphail

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