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I dont deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I dont deserve

I dont deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I dont deserve that either. – Jack Benny

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Give me the fresh air, a beautiful partner, and a nice round of golf, and you can keep the fresh air and the round of golf. – Jack Benny

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Golf
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I dont want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too. – Jack Benny

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Exaggeration
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Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you dont mind, it doesnt matter. – Jack Benny

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Age
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Its funny because The Book of Mormon is The Book of Mormon now. When I was doing it at the very beginning, and I was a part of it for four years and always believed in it, I never really knew if it was going to be more than a convention for South Park fans. – Josh Gad

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funny

All generalizations are false, including this one. – Mark Twain

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funny

He is very dry but also very funny… I think people tend to feel odd when I do my act. Unless you are an ironic person, its not a good place for you to be. – Colin Quinn

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funny

Being funny is one of my greatest strengths. I can make girls smile when theyre down, and when theyre having a good time, I can carry on the joke. – John Krasinski

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funny

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The percentage youre paying is too high priced While youre living beyond all your means And the man in the suit has just bought a new car From the profit hes made on your dreams. – Steve Winwood

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Everything in life that we really accept undergoes a change. – Katherine Mansfield

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A mind of the calibre of mine cannot derive its nutriment from cows. – George Bernard Shaw

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One of the great privileges of having grown up in a middle-class literary English household, but having gone to school in the front lines in Southeast London, was that I became half-street-urchin and half-good-boy at home. I knew that dichotomy was possible. – Daniel Day-Lewis

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