Quote by Jack Benny
I dont deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I dont deserve

I dont deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I dont deserve that either. – Jack Benny

Other quotes by Jack Benny

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you dont mind, it doesnt matter. – Jack Benny

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Age
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Give me the fresh air, a beautiful partner, and a nice round of golf, and you can keep the fresh air and the round of golf. – Jack Benny

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Golf
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Smoking kills. If youre killed, youve lost a very important part of your life. – Brooke Shields

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I recently spent quite a bit of time in Sheffield, England, which is where Im from. I wouldnt move back there, but its funny when you spend a bit of time in the place where you were brought up. You kind of realize how that place has had quite a big effect on you or made you a certain way. – Jarvis Cocker

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Money wont buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. – Bill Vaughan

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I had a very funny family. – Zach Braff

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No community values entrepreneurship and small business more than the Hispanic community. – Marco Rubio

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