Jack Benny's Quote - I dont deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I dont deserve

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I dont deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I dont deserve

I dont deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I dont deserve that either. – Jack Benny

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Gags die, humor doesnt. – Jack Benny

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Its not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause. – Jack Benny

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Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you dont mind, it doesnt matter. – Jack Benny

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