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I dont deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I dont deserve

I dont deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I dont deserve that either. – Jack Benny

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Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. – Jack Benny

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Give me the fresh air, a beautiful partner, and a nice round of golf, and you can keep the fresh air and the round of golf. – Jack Benny

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