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I dont deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I dont deserve

I dont deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I dont deserve that either. – Jack Benny

Other quotes by Jack Benny

Give me the fresh air, a beautiful partner, and a nice round of golf, and you can keep the fresh air and the round of golf. – Jack Benny

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Golf
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Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. – Jack Benny

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Sports
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I dont want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too. – Jack Benny

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Exaggeration
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I think serial monogamy says it all. – Tracey Ullman

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I think I have an inner confidence that my tastes are pretty simple, that what I find funny finds a wide audience. Im not particularly intellectual or clever or minority-focused in my creative instincts. And Im certainly not aware of suppressing more sophisticated ambitions. – Rowan Atkinson

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funny

My life needs editing. – Mort Sahl

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funny

Theres something dangerous about whats funny. Jarring and disconcerting. There is a connection between funny and scary. – Christopher Walken

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It is only after one is in trouble that one realizes how little sympathy and kindness there are in the world. – Nellie Bly

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The will to succeed is important, but whats more important is the will to prepare. – Bobby Knight

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motivational

Science is global. Einsteins equation, E=mc2, has to reach everywhere. Science is a beautiful gift to humanity, we should not distort it. Science does not differentiate between multiple races. – Abdul Kalam

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And oftentimes excusing of a fault doth make the fault the worse by the excuse. – William Shakespeare

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