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I dont deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I dont deserve

I dont deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I dont deserve that either. – Jack Benny

Other quotes by Jack Benny

A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid. – Jack Benny

Category:
Humorous
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Jack Benny
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Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. – Jack Benny

Category:
Sports
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Jack Benny
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Other Quotes from
funny
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Boston is actually the capital of the world. You didnt know that? We breed smart-ass, quippy, funny people. Not that Im one of them. I just sorta sneaked in under the radar. – John Krasinski

Category:
funny

Straight men just cant imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do. – Graham Norton

Category:
funny

Its funny, I never considered that people are going to see me on the show and maybe stop me on the subway. – Lena Dunham

Category:
funny

You know, the funny thing about Lorne and that show is that, you can go over one million things, but in a business of bean counters, he still likes to laugh at small things and creates a show around it. – Colin Quinn

Category:
funny

Random Quotes

Out of moderation a pure happiness springs. – Johann von Goethe

Category:
Moderation

What do I want to be when I grow up? Happy. I want to be happy. And useful, loved, loving, healthy, wise, free, strong. – Terri Guillemets

Category:
Attitude

Go as far as you can see when you get there, youll be able to see farther. – J. P. Morgan

Category:
Leadership

Victories that are easy are cheap. Those only are worth having which come as the result of hard fighting. – Henry Ward Beecher

Category:
Victory