Quote by Arnold Schwarzenegger
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I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with Guess on it. I said, Thyroid problem? – Arnold Schwarzenegger

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As president, Reagan worked very well with Democrats to do big things. It is true that he worked to reduce the size of government and cut federal taxes and he eliminated many regulations, but he also raised taxes when necessary. – Arnold Schwarzenegger

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Government
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For me life is continuously being hungry. The meaning of life is not simply to exist, to survive, but to move ahead, to go up, to achieve, to conquer. – Arnold Schwarzenegger

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Life
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I listen like mad to any conversation taking place next to me just trying to hear why this is funny. Womens restrooms are especially great. I wash my hands twice waiting for people to come in and start talking. – Lynda Barry

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I like reading Ball Tongue lyrics and all that stuff. And they published a book, and I wouldnt give my lyrics, and its all wrong in the book, and I giggle. Its funny. – Jonathan Davis

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You know how old I am? Im so old, I remember when Letterman used to be funny and it was presidents who were serious. Thats how old I am. – Rush Limbaugh

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I wanted to be that quirky girl who writes funny songs that still have meaning. – Katy Perry

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Perplexity is the beginning of knowledge. – Khalil Gibran

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A party without cake is just a meeting. – Julia Child

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It can make you sad to look at pictures from your youth. So theres a trick to it. The trick is not to look at the later pictures. – Jerry Stiller

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Im hoping someday that some kid, black or white, will hit more home runs than myself. Whoever it is, Id be pulling for him. – Hank Aaron

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