Quote by Arnold Schwarzenegger
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I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with Guess on it. I said, Thyroid problem? – Arnold Schwarzenegger

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Money doesnt make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million. – Arnold Schwarzenegger

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Money
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When the people become involved in their government, government becomes more accountable, and our society is stronger, more compassionate, and better prepared for the challenges of the future. – Arnold Schwarzenegger

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Future
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Women are the engine driving the growth in Californias economy. Women make Californias economy unique. – Arnold Schwarzenegger

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Funny is not a color. Being black is only good from the time you get from the curtain to the microphone. – Flip Wilson

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My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. – Jimmy Durante

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The nightmare is you spend the rest of your life being funny at parties and then people say, Why didnt you do that when you were on television? – Conan OBrien

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Its funny, growing up there was never anybody around me with any kind of artistic bent. – Nick Offerman

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They read their sports pages, know their statistics and either root like hell or boo our butts off. I love it. Give me vocal fans, pro or con, over the tourist types who show up in Houston or Montreal and just sit there. – Mike Schmidt

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Nobody in my family ever thought that Id a be a model. – Cindy Crawford

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I wake up every morning happy for where I am in life. Its not all about the cooking, but the fact that I can contribute by using my influence to help people all over the country. In the last two years, my partners and I have fed more than 10 million hungry people by bringing meat to food banks. – Paula Deen

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Truth breeds hatred. – Bias of Priene, Maxims

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