Quote by Arnold Schwarzenegger
I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with Guess on it. I said, Thyro

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with Guess on it. I said, Thyroid problem? – Arnold Schwarzenegger

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What we face may look insurmountable. But I learned something from all those years of training and competing. I learned something from all those sets and reps when I didnt think I could lift another ounce of weight. What I learned is that we are always stronger than we know. – Arnold Schwarzenegger

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No matter the nationality, no matter the religion, no matter the ethnic background, America brings out the best in people. – Arnold Schwarzenegger

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