Quote by Arnold Schwarzenegger
I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with Guess on it. I said, Thyro

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with Guess on it. I said, Thyroid problem? – Arnold Schwarzenegger

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I have plenty of money, unlike other Hollywood celebrities or athletes that have not invested well. – Arnold Schwarzenegger

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I was striving to be the most muscular man, and it got me into the movies. It got me everything that I have. – Arnold Schwarzenegger

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It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance. – Thomas Sowell

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I dont write literary fiction – I write books that are entertaining, but are also, I hope, well-constructed and thoughtful and funny and have things to say about men and women and families and children and life in America today. – Jennifer Weiner

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I think I have an inner confidence that my tastes are pretty simple, that what I find funny finds a wide audience. Im not particularly intellectual or clever or minority-focused in my creative instincts. And Im certainly not aware of suppressing more sophisticated ambitions. – Rowan Atkinson

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My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. – Mitch Hedberg

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