Carpe per diem – seize the check. – Robin Williams
God gave us all a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time. – Robin Williams

Carpe per diem – seize the check. – Robin Williams
God gave us all a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time. – Robin Williams
If its the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number? – Robin Williams
Clouds are like boogers hanging on the nostrils of the moon. – Robin Williams