The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off. – Abe Lemons
When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income. – Chi Chi Rodriguez
Retirement has been a discovery of beauty for me. I never had the time before to notice the beauty of my grandkids, my wife, the tree outside my very own front door. And, the beauty of time itself. – Hartman Jule
Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work. – Author Unknown
Life begins at retirement. – Author Unknown
Retirement can be a great joy if you can figure out how to spend time without spending money. – Author Unknown
There are some who start their retirement long before they stop working. – Robert Half
Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache… unless you play golf. – Gene Perret
Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun. – Jim Bishop
The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does. – Author Unknown
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save. – Will Rogers, Autobiography, 1949
When you retire, you switch bosses — from the one who hired you to the one who married you. – Gene Perret
When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. – Gail Sheehy
Retirement without the love of letters is a living burial. – Seneca
When a man retires and time is no longer a matter of urgent importance, his colleagues generally present him with a watch. – R.C. Sherriff
A gold watch is the most appropriate gift for retirement, as its recipients have given up so many of their golden hours in a lifetime of service. – Harry Mahtar
Retirement is having nothing to do and someone always keeping you from it. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com
Retire from work, but not from life. – M.K. Soni
I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. So I do it three or four times a day. – Gene Perret
In retirement, every day is Boss Day and every day is Employee Appreciation Day. – Terri Guillemets