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Quotes by

Robin Williams

If women ran the world we wouldnt have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. – Robin Williams

If its the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number? – Robin Williams

Im sorry, if you were right, Id agree with you. – Robin Williams

When you look at Prince Charles, dont you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family? – Robin Williams

Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesnt work! – Robin Williams

I like my wine like my women – ready to pass out. – Robin Williams

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? – Robin Williams

No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world. – Robin Williams

Carpe per diem – seize the check. – Robin Williams

Cricket is baseball on valium. – Robin Williams

Clouds are like boogers hanging on the nostrils of the moon. – Robin Williams

God gave us all a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time. – Robin Williams

Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt! – Robin Williams

Spring is nature’s way of saying, “Let’s party!” – Robin Williams