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If it werent for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, wed

If it werent for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, wed still be eating frozen radio dinners. – Johnny Carson

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The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. – Johnny Carson

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Christmas
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Johnny Carson
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From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere. – Dr. Seuss

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Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie… a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion. – George Orwell

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funny

I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing. – Johnny Carson

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funny

Jon Stewart hires people that he thinks are funny. Thats it. Thats the only requirement. – Olivia Munn

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Nothing that is morally wrong can be politically right. – William Ewart Gladstone

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It is our happiness to live under the government of a PRINCE who is satisfied with ruling according to law as every other good prince will – We enjoy under his administration all the liberty that is proper and expedient for us. – Jonathan Mayhew

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All things grow with time — except grief. – Yiddish Proverb

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When Im shooting a movie, Im always in an invisible theater seat. I respect the fact that people have worked hard all week and want to go to the movies on the weekend and be entertained. – Michael Moore

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movies