If it werent for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, wed still be eating frozen radio dinners. – Johnny Carson
If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam. – Johnny Carson

If it werent for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, wed still be eating frozen radio dinners. – Johnny Carson
If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam. – Johnny Carson
My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day. – Johnny Carson
New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved. – Johnny Carson