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Quote by Johnny Carson
If it werent for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, wed

If it werent for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, wed still be eating frozen radio dinners. – Johnny Carson

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Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die. – Johnny Carson

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Happiness is your dentist telling you it won’t hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. – Johnny Carson

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Talent alone wont make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: Are your ready? – Johnny Carson

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alone
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All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911. – Lewis Black

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