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People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. – Dave Barry

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The problem with winter sports is that – follow me closely here – they generally take place in winter. – Dave Barry

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Sports
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro. – Dave Barry

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teen
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I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford. – Dave Barry

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There are men whom you will never dislodge from an opinion, except by taking possession of it yourself. – Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare, Guesses at Truth, by Two Brothers

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When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time. – Author Unknown

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Self-Checkout Line – The place where customers of an establishment become unpaid employees of the establishment. – Richard Turner (1937–2011), The Grammar Curmudgeon, a.k.a. “The Mudge,” fr

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It’s always been and always will be the same in the world: The horse does the work and the coachman is tipped. – Author Unknown

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Information on the Internet is subject to the same rules and regulations as conversation at a bar. – George Lundberg

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I am fairly classless because it is very difficult to class someone who comes from a mixed marriage. – Sade Adu

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Most executives, many scientists, and almost all business school graduates believe that if you analyze data, this will give you new ideas. Unfortunately, this belief is totally wrong. The mind can only see what it is prepared to see. – Edward de Bono

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You couldnt pay me enough to be a law enforcement officer. Their job is a tough job. You have to solve peoples problems, you have to baby-sit people, you have to always be doing this cat-and-mouse game with the bad guys. My respect for them is immense. – Christopher Meloni

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