People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. – Dave Barry
The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot. – Dave Barry

People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. – Dave Barry
The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot. – Dave Barry
Mother Nature, in her infinite wisdom, has instilled within each of us a powerful biological instinct to reproduce; this is her way of assuring that the human race, come what may, will never have any disposable income. – Dave Barry
I regularly read Internet user groups filled with messages from people trying to solve software incompatibility problems that, in terms of complexity, make the U.S. Tax Code look like Dr. Seuss. – Dave Barry