People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. – Dave Barry
Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling. – Dave Barry

People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. – Dave Barry
Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling. – Dave Barry
The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition. – Dave Barry
The Constitution of the United States of America, Article V, Section 1: There shall be a National Anthem containing incomprehensible words and a high note that normal humans cannot hit without risk of hernia. – Dave Barry