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People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. – Dave Barry

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Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. – Dave Barry

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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. – Dave Barry

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I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad faces for sad stories and happy faces for happy stories. – Dave Barry

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What you discover about life’s shell game is that it’s hardest to follow the pea when you’re the pea. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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If you wish to forget anything on the spot, make a note that this thing is to be remembered. – Edgar Allan Poe

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There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right. – Bill Cosby

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