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People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. – Dave Barry

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I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad faces for sad stories and happy faces for happy stories. – Dave Barry

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It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another persons plate. – Dave Barry

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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. – Dave Barry

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Perfume: any smell that is used to drown out a worse one. – Elbert Hubbard

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A bargain is something you can’t use at a price you can’t resist. – Franklin P. Jones

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If you wish to forget anything on the spot, make a note that this thing is to be remembered. – Edgar Allan Poe

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What you discover about life’s shell game is that it’s hardest to follow the pea when you’re the pea. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where Nature may heal and cheer and give strength to body and soul alike. – John Muir, The Yosemite

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Fate, Chance, God’s Will — we all try to account for our lives somehow. What are the chances that two raindrops, flung from the heavens, will merge on a windowpane? Gotta be Fate. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk. – John Marcellus Huston

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The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. Thats one thing about a little education. It spoils you for actual work. The more you know the more you think somebody owes you a living. – Will Rogers

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Education