People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. – Dave Barry
What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death. – Dave Barry

People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. – Dave Barry
What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death. – Dave Barry
I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they dont even invite me. – Dave Barry
The taxpayers cannot be relied upon to support performing arts such as opera. As a taxpayer, I am forced to admit that I would rather undergo a vasectomy via Weed Whacker than attend an opera. – Dave Barry