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People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. – Dave Barry

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The taxpayers cannot be relied upon to support performing arts such as opera. As a taxpayer, I am forced to admit that I would rather undergo a vasectomy via Weed Whacker than attend an opera. – Dave Barry

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What, exactly, is the Internet? Basically it is a global network exchanging digitized data in such a way that any computer, anywhere, that is equipped with a device called a “modem” can make a noise like a duck choking on a kazoo. – Dave Barry

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Warranty – A notice telling the buyer when the product that was just purchased will no longer function. – Richard Turner (1937–2011), The Grammar Curmudgeon, a.k.a. “The Mudge,” fr

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There are many in this old world of ours who hold that things break about even for all of us. I have observed for example that we all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summertime and the poor get it in the winter. – Bat Masterson

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Anything you lose automatically doubles in value. – Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic’s Notebook, 1966

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If you wonder where your child left his roller skates, try walking around the house in the dark. – Leopold Fechtner

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Trouble and perplexity drive me to prayer and prayer drives away perplexity and trouble. – Philip Melanchthen

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I focus on the writing and let the rest of the process take care of itself. Ive learned to trust my own instincts and Ive also learned to take risks. – Sue Grafton

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I want a baby and I want a family, for sure. – Rashida Jones

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There is a syndrome in sports called paralysis by analysis. – Arthur Ashe

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