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People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. – Dave Barry

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Mother Nature, in her infinite wisdom, has instilled within each of us a powerful biological instinct to reproduce; this is her way of assuring that the human race, come what may, will never have any disposable income. – Dave Barry

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Parents
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I regularly read Internet user groups filled with messages from people trying to solve software incompatibility problems that, in terms of complexity, make the U.S. Tax Code look like Dr. Seuss. – Dave Barry

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Computers
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It’s frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions. – Author Unknown

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Anything you lose automatically doubles in value. – Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic’s Notebook, 1966

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If you wonder where your child left his roller skates, try walking around the house in the dark. – Leopold Fechtner

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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. – Will Rogers

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I wouldnt say Im a very original thinker, but if I have a good experience with something, Ill want to take it further or adapt it in some way. – Gwyneth Paltrow

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Everything you can imagine is real. – Pablo Picasso

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If you are losing a tug-of-war with a tiger, give him the rope before he gets to your arm. You can always buy a new rope. – Max Gunther

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