People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. – Dave Barry
Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance. – Dave Barry
People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. – Dave Barry
Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance. – Dave Barry
While you are destroying your mind watching the worthless, brain-rotting drivel on TV, we on the Internet are exchanging, freely and openly, the most uninhibited, intimate and, yes, shocking details about our config.sys settings. – Dave Barry
Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice. – Dave Barry