People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. – Dave Barry
As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. – Dave Barry

People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. – Dave Barry
As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. – Dave Barry
It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another persons plate. – Dave Barry
Just get on any major highway, and eventually it will dead-end in a Disney parking area large enough to have its own climate, populated by large nomadic families who have been trying to find their cars since the Carter administration. – Dave Barry