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People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. – Dave Barry

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The Constitution of the United States of America, Article V, Section 1: There shall be a National Anthem containing incomprehensible words and a high note that normal humans cannot hit without risk of hernia. – Dave Barry

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America
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. – Dave Barry

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funny
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The taxpayers cannot be relied upon to support performing arts such as opera. As a taxpayer, I am forced to admit that I would rather undergo a vasectomy via Weed Whacker than attend an opera. – Dave Barry

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Music
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There is nothing more essential to getting a project off the ground than the underestimate. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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It’s my luck that every time I feel I completely comprehend God’s plan, I don’t have a pencil with me. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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If there is something you must do and you cannot do it, you cannot do anything else. – Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic’s Notebook, 1960

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Self-Checkout Line – The place where customers of an establishment become unpaid employees of the establishment. – Richard Turner (1937–2011), The Grammar Curmudgeon, a.k.a. “The Mudge,” fr

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We do not take humor seriously enough. – Konrad Lorenz

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Humor

I do as much comedy as I possibly can, but Im basically limited by the imagination of the secretaries who make the decisions. – Rufus Sewell

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Imagination

The pleasures of the imagination are as it were only drawings and models which are played with by poor people who cannot afford the real thing. – Georg C. Lichtenberg

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Change is inevitable. Change is constant. – Benjamin Disraeli

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