Quote by Dave Barry
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People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent. – Dave Barry

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Camping
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Although Golf was originally restricted to wealthy Protestants, today its open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. – Dave Barry

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Sports :: Golf
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I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the Spanish-American War. – Dave Barry

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War
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When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time. – Author Unknown

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If an article is attractive, or useful, or inexpensive, they’ll stop making it tomorrow; if it’s all three, they stopped making it yesterday. – Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic’s Notebook, 1960

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If there is something you must do and you cannot do it, you cannot do anything else. – Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic’s Notebook, 1960

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The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of distance. – Author Unknown

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