People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. – Dave Barry
The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat. – Dave Barry

People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. – Dave Barry
The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat. – Dave Barry
I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer. – Dave Barry
I want a pit crew… I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems. – Dave Barry