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People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. – Dave Barry

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While you are destroying your mind watching the worthless, brain-rotting drivel on TV, we on the Internet are exchanging, freely and openly, the most uninhibited, intimate and, yes, shocking details about our config.sys settings. – Dave Barry

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Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice. – Dave Barry

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How is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person? – François VI de la Rochefoucault

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If you wish to forget anything on the spot, make a note that this thing is to be remembered. – Edgar Allan Poe

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When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time. – Author Unknown

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Keep a thing seven years and it’s bound to come in handy. – Russian Proverb

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