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In college, Yuppies major in business administration. If to meet c

In college, Yuppies major in business administration. If to meet certain requirements they have to take a liberal arts course, they take Business Poetry. – Dave Barry

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The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes. – Dave Barry

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The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers. – Dave Barry

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Age
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There are two distinctive classes of people today, those who have personal computers, and those who have several thousand extra dollars apiece. – Dave Barry

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Business
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I do not regret one professional enemy I have made. Any actor who doesnt dare to make an enemy should get out of the business. – Bette Davis

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Too many people think only of their own profit. But business opportunity seldom knocks on the door of self-centered people. No customer ever goes to a store merely to please the storekeeper. – Kazuo Inamori

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I still work hard to know my business. Im continuously looking for ways to improve all my companies, and Im always selling. Always. – Mark Cuban

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Corporations are not in business to be social-welfare organizations they are there to make money. – Benjamin Carson

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It takes a long time to learn that a courtroom is the last place in the world for learning the truth. – Alice Koller

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Ive become invested with this symbolic power. It really does transcend what Im actually doing and what I actually deserve. – Nate Silver

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power

Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money. – Author Unknown

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It was an interesting question as to whether the BBC had a future in the digital world, and what form of market failure could justify the licence fee system. – Gavyn Davies

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