Quote by Dave Barry
In college, Yuppies major in business administration. If to meet c

In college, Yuppies major in business administration. If to meet certain requirements they have to take a liberal arts course, they take Business Poetry. – Dave Barry

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The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. – Dave Barry

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What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be trusted, and sometimes, just to be held. What Men Want: Tickets for the world series. – Dave Barry

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What, exactly, is the Internet? Basically it is a global network exchanging digitized data in such a way that any computer, anywhere, that is equipped with a device called a “modem” can make a noise like a duck choking on a kazoo. – Dave Barry

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You shouldnt be in the music business if youre posing. – Rod Stewart

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Nothing is so intolerable to man as being fully at rest, without a passion, without business, without entertainment, without care. – Blaise Pascal

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The hardest thing about being in this business is just being able to be yourself. People act like theres this one set of rules to follow to be a pop star and I think, Well, you say Im a pop star, so maybe thats not true. – Kelly Clarkson

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I have heard show business characterized as a refuge for childlike persons in flight from all things harsh and real. – Carroll OConnor

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Education helps one case cease being intimidated by strange situations. – Maya Angelou

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I was lucky enough when it came to sports and work ethic to be taught some basics that continue to be important. – Joe Namath

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