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In college, Yuppies major in business administration. If to meet c

In college, Yuppies major in business administration. If to meet certain requirements they have to take a liberal arts course, they take Business Poetry. – Dave Barry

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It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity. – Dave Barry

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Coffee (or Tea)
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Dave Barry
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The best baby-sitters, of course, are the baby’s grandparents. You feel completely comfortable entrusting your baby to them for long periods, which is why most grandparents flee to Florida. – Dave Barry

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Grandparents
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Dave Barry
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At the end of the day, theres only a few major stars in the music business, and then theres all these people that are aspiring to be that. – John Legend

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Business

As a small businessperson, you have no greater leverage than the truth. – John Greenleaf Whittier

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Business

Desperation is the perfume of the young actor. Its so satisfying to have gotten rid of it. If you keep smelling it, it can drive you crazy. In this business a lot of people go nuts, go eccentric, even end up dead from it. Not my plan. – Uma Thurman

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Business

Effort only fully releases its reward after a person refuses to quit. – Napoleon Hill

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Business

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Im not a T.G.I.F. guy. I get off a plane at 2 oclock in the morning and Im looking for my secretary because I want to know whats going on. – Vijay Mallya

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Death gives us sleep, eternal youth, and immortality. – Jean Paul

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