Quote by Dave Barry
In college, Yuppies major in business administration. If to meet c

In college, Yuppies major in business administration. If to meet certain requirements they have to take a liberal arts course, they take Business Poetry. – Dave Barry

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I want a pit crew… I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems. – Dave Barry

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car
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The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes. – Dave Barry

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It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent. – Dave Barry

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The work of the individual still remains the spark that moves mankind ahead even more than teamwork. – Igor Sikorsky

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Anybody can cut prices, but it takes brains to produce a better article. – P. D. Armour

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I never hurt nobody but myself and thats nobodys business but my own. – Billie Holiday

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We are at a crossroads in the music business: with the rise of the internet, the world we live in has changed, and the past is not coming back. But I see the glass as half-full: the internet and social networking are new avenues for the next Bob Dylan to be born on. – Jon Bon Jovi

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Not all intelligence can be artificial now, so if we make a mistake, the consequences are no longer simply located within an institution or a national culture. – William Irwin Thompson

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One half of the world cannot understand the pleasures of the other. – Jane Austen

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Its not like learning how to hit a curve ball in baseball. – Floyd Abrams

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The child is father of the man. – William Wordsworth

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