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In college, Yuppies major in business administration. If to meet c

In college, Yuppies major in business administration. If to meet certain requirements they have to take a liberal arts course, they take Business Poetry. – Dave Barry

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I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad faces for sad stories and happy faces for happy stories. – Dave Barry

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sad
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It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity. – Dave Barry

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Coffee (or Tea)
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The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. – Dave Barry

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Internet
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Business
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When they take surveys of women in business, of the Fortune 500, the successful women, 80% of them, say they were in sports as a young woman. – Billie Jean King

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Business

Well, I think that theres a very thin dividing line between success and failure. And I think if you start a business without financial backing, youre likely to go the wrong side of that dividing line. – Richard Branson

Category:
Business

If you cannot work with love but only with distaste, it is better that you should leave your work. – Khalil Gibran

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Business

Ive always been able to keep my private life separate from my business. – Ashley Tisdale

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Business

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When I go out into the countryside and see the sun and the green and everything flowering, I say to myself Yes indeed, all that belongs to me! – Henri Rousseau

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My mother taught me that when you stand in the truth and someone tells a lie about you, dont fight it. – Whitney Houston

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Truth

I always seem to get parts where I play the sports professional – and thats not me at all! – Jay Ryan

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I love technology. – William Shatner

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Technology