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In college, Yuppies major in business administration. If to meet c

In college, Yuppies major in business administration. If to meet certain requirements they have to take a liberal arts course, they take Business Poetry. – Dave Barry

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There are two distinctive classes of people today, those who have personal computers, and those who have several thousand extra dollars apiece. – Dave Barry

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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet. – Dave Barry

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Hobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the same hobby. This is also true of religion, although you will not find me saying so in print. – Dave Barry

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Other Quotes from
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A man of business may talk of philosophy; a man who has none may practise it. – Alexander Pope, Thoughts on Various Subjects, 1727

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Business

The jewelry business is a very, very tough business – tougher than the computer business. You truly have to understand how to take care of your customers. – Guy Kawasaki

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Business

People in the business will stay with you through drugs and alcohol and divorces and insanity and everything else, but you have a failure, pal, and they dont want to know nothing about you! – Don Johnson

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Business

Well, I think that theres a very thin dividing line between success and failure. And I think if you start a business without financial backing, youre likely to go the wrong side of that dividing line. – Richard Branson

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Business

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The farmer is the only man in our economy who buys everything at retail, sells everything at wholesale, and pays the freight both ways. – John Fitzgerald Kennedy

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He was just trying to tease me – I knew that later – but he said hed have to leave because it wasnt fair to have anyone in the room who was going to make fun of what he had to say. He had a good sense of humor, really. – Fay Wray

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Some newspapers are fit only to line the bottom of bird cages. – Spiro T. Agnew

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Media

Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves. – Karl Kraus

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Irony