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There are two distinctive classes of people today, those who have

There are two distinctive classes of people today, those who have personal computers, and those who have several thousand extra dollars apiece. – Dave Barry

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Guys are simple… women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious. The whole point is guys are not thinking much. They are just what they appear to be. Tragically. – Dave Barry

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Men
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. – Dave Barry

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Fishing
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Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear. – Dave Barry

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Dogs
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Ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil. Genesis 3:5 – Bible

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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move. – Douglas Adams

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Humanity

I love men, not for what unites them, but for what divides them, and I want to know most of all what gnaws at their hearts. – Guillaume Apollinaire

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Each man is haunted until his humanity awakens. – William Blake

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I have a right to my anger, and I dont want anybody telling me I shouldnt be, that its not nice to be, and that somethings wrong with me because I get angry. – Maxine Waters

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If you want to be happy, be. – Leo Tolstoy

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If you want to become a great chef, you have to work with great chefs. And thats exactly what I did. – Gordon Ramsay

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[O]ne can dream so much better in a room where there are pretty things. – Lucy Maud Montgomery, Anne of Green Gables

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