Quote by Dave Barry
There are two distinctive classes of people today, those who have

There are two distinctive classes of people today, those who have personal computers, and those who have several thousand extra dollars apiece. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity. – Dave Barry

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Coffee (or Tea)
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I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the Spanish-American War. – Dave Barry

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War
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Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling. – Dave Barry

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Food
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Other Quotes from
Humanity
category

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move. – Douglas Adams

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Humanity

Words like freedom, justice, democracy are not common concepts; on the contrary, they are rare. People are not born knowing what these are. It takes enormous and, above all, individual effort to arrive at the respect for other people that these words imply. – James Baldwin

Category:
Humanity

I love men, not for what unites them, but for what divides them, and I want to know most of all what gnaws at their hearts. – Guillaume Apollinaire

Category:
Humanity

Our humanity is a poor thing, except for the divinity that stirs within us. – Francis Bacon

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Humanity

Random Quotes

Man never made any material as resilient as the human spirit. – Bern Williams

Category:
Miscellaneous

We always overestimate the change that will occur in the next two years and underestimate the change that will occur in the next ten. Dont let yourself be lulled into inaction. – Bill Gates

Category:
Change
[H]e ran, he stopped—he dipped his glowing face into the cloud of blossoming bushes, and would fain lose himself in the humming world between the leaves; he pressed the scratched face into the deep, cooling grass, and hung delirious on the breast of the immortal mother of Spring. – Jean Paul Friedrich Richter, Hesperus, or Forty-Five Dog-Post-Days: A Biography,

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Nature

Every animal leaves traces of what it was man alone leaves traces of what he created. – Jacob Bronowski

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alone