Quote by Dave Barry
There are two distinctive classes of people today, those who have

There are two distinctive classes of people today, those who have personal computers, and those who have several thousand extra dollars apiece. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

Guys are simple… women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious. The whole point is guys are not thinking much. They are just what they appear to be. Tragically. – Dave Barry

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Men
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To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. – Dave Barry

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teen
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I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the Spanish-American War. – Dave Barry

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War
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Other Quotes from
Humanity
category

There seems to be some perverse human characteristic that likes to make easy things difficult. – Warren Buffett

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Humanity

A society which allows an abominable event to burgeon from its dung heap and grow on its surface is like a man who lets a fly crawl unheeded across his face or saliva dribble from his mouth — either epileptic or dead. – Jean Baudrillard

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Humanity

The proper study of mankind is woman. – Henry Adams

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Humanity

Man must realize his own unimportance before he can appreciate his importance. – R. M. Baumgardy

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Humanity

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I got to play with Nintendos Wii, yes its a funny name and not very revolutionary but it was fun whipping your arms around. – Olivia Munn

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Music is very spiritual, it has the power to bring people together. – Edgar Winter

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Music

The discussion in Washington has changed dramatically. I mean, its no longer a question of should we address entitlements – its no longer a question of do we need to reduce spending in the future. – Mark Zandi

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Future

We have more ability than will power, and it is often an excuse to ourselves that we imagine that things are impossible. – François de la Rochefoucauld

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Excuses