Quote by Dave Barry
There are two distinctive classes of people today, those who have

There are two distinctive classes of people today, those who have personal computers, and those who have several thousand extra dollars apiece. – Dave Barry

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To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. – Dave Barry

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teen
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet. – Dave Barry

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Violence
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Humanity
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Ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil. Genesis 3:5 – Bible

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Humanity

The real man is one who always finds excuses for others, but never excuses himself. – Henry Ward Beecher

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Humanity

Cruelty has a Human Heart, And jealousy a Human Face; Terror the Human Form Divine, And secrecy the Human Dress. The Human Dress is forged Iron, The Human Form a Fiery Forge, The Human Face a Furnace seal d, The Human Heart its hungry gorge. – William Blake

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Humanity

There seems to be some perverse human characteristic that likes to make easy things difficult. – Warren Buffett

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Humanity

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I feel so thankful that Im able to be a part of something that I love to wake up and run to work every day. – Alexander Wang

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Feels good to try, but playing a father, Im getting a little older. I see now that Im taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle. – Adam Sandler

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dad

The flood of print has turned reading into a process of gulping rather than savoring. – Warren Chappell

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The essence of mathematics is not to make simple things complicated, but to make complicated things simple. – S. Gudder

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