Quote by Dave Barry
There are two distinctive classes of people today, those who have

There are two distinctive classes of people today, those who have personal computers, and those who have several thousand extra dollars apiece. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

In college, Yuppies major in business administration. If to meet certain requirements they have to take a liberal arts course, they take Business Poetry. – Dave Barry

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Business
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Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down. – Dave Barry

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car
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I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford. – Dave Barry

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good
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Other Quotes from
Humanity
category

Ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil. Genesis 3:5 – Bible

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Humanity

Man must realize his own unimportance before he can appreciate his importance. – R. M. Baumgardy

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Humanity

Man is an ape with possibilities. – Roy Chapman Andrews

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Humanity

In the world we live in everything militates in favor of things that have not yet happened, of things that will never happen again. – Andre Breton

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Humanity

Random Quotes

Theres something dangerous about whats funny. Jarring and disconcerting. There is a connection between funny and scary. – Christopher Walken

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funny

O human beauty, what a dream art thou, that we should cast our life and hopes away on thee! – Barry Cornwall

Category:
Beauty

Art consists of limitation. The most beautiful part of every picture is the frame. – G.K. Chesterton

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Art

I give the fight up: let there be an end, a privacy, an obscure nook for me. I want to be forgotten even by God. – Robert Browning

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Defeat