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There are two distinctive classes of people today, those who have personal computers, and those who have several thousand extra dollars apiece. – Dave Barry

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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. – Dave Barry

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As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. – Dave Barry

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Fear
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Humanity
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Their smiles and laughter are due to their habit of thinking pleasurably aloud about the pleasures of life. They have humanity rather than humour, and the real significance of the distinction is seldom understood. – Luigi Barzini

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The real man is one who always finds excuses for others, but never excuses himself. – Henry Ward Beecher

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Man must realize his own unimportance before he can appreciate his importance. – R. M. Baumgardy

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There seems to be some perverse human characteristic that likes to make easy things difficult. – Warren Buffett

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They say geniuses mostly have great mothers. They mostly have sad fates. – David Herbert Lawrence

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A man should be upright, not be kept upright. – Marcus Aurelius

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Ive got a great sense of humor. – Anthony Hopkins

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I hope all of you are going to fill out your census form when it comes in the mail next month. If you dont return the form the area you live in might get less government money and you wouldnt want that to happen, would you. – Andy Rooney

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