Quote by Dave Barry
There are two distinctive classes of people today, those who have

There are two distinctive classes of people today, those who have personal computers, and those who have several thousand extra dollars apiece. – Dave Barry

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Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice. – Dave Barry

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I want a pit crew… I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems. – Dave Barry

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The real man is one who always finds excuses for others, but never excuses himself. – Henry Ward Beecher

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Ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil. Genesis 3:5 – Bible

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The proper study of mankind is woman. – Henry Adams

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I am convinced that the world is not a mere bog in which men and women trample themselves and die. Something magnificent is taking place here amidst the cruelties and tragedies, and the supreme challenge to intelligence is that of making the noblest and best in our curious heritage prevail. – Charles Austin Beard

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Film is an illusion. Fame is ephemeral. Faith and family are what endure. – Emilio Estevez

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Jesse Jackson is a leader and a teacher who can open our hearts and open our minds and stir our very souls. – Ann Richards

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