Quote by Dave Barry
There are two distinctive classes of people today, those who have

There are two distinctive classes of people today, those who have personal computers, and those who have several thousand extra dollars apiece. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers. – Dave Barry

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Age
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Big business never pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a big consumer organization that never pays a nickel in taxes. – Dave Barry

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Business
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The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates. – Dave Barry

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Dieting
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Other Quotes from
Humanity
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Each man is haunted until his humanity awakens. – William Blake

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Humanity

Man must realize his own unimportance before he can appreciate his importance. – R. M. Baumgardy

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Humanity

I am convinced that the world is not a mere bog in which men and women trample themselves and die. Something magnificent is taking place here amidst the cruelties and tragedies, and the supreme challenge to intelligence is that of making the noblest and best in our curious heritage prevail. – Charles Austin Beard

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Humanity

I love men, not for what unites them, but for what divides them, and I want to know most of all what gnaws at their hearts. – Guillaume Apollinaire

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Humanity

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When I was living on the street I would be standing out in front of Graumans Chinese Theater, leaning against my car and signing autographs and nobody had any idea that I was living in it. – Danny Bonaduce

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Shearer could be at 100 per cent fitness, but not peak fitness. – Graham Taylor

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When you are not at hand to kiss away my fears I cannot choose but be wretched. – Byron Caldwell Smith, letter to Kate Stephens

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Missing You

Malice drinks one-half of its own poison. – Seneca

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