Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. – Will Rogers
I dont make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. – Will Rogers

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. – Will Rogers
I dont make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. – Will Rogers
Ohio claims they are due a president as they havent had one since Taft. Look at the United States, they have not had one since Lincoln. – Will Rogers
If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that dont get wet you can keep. – Will Rogers