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Quote by Will Rogers
Im not a real movie star. Ive still got the same wife I started ou

Im not a real movie star. Ive still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago. – Will Rogers

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So live that you wouldnt be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. – Will Rogers

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Will Rogers
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I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do today. – Will Rogers

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