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Quote by Will Rogers
Im not a real movie star. Ive still got the same wife I started ou

Im not a real movie star. Ive still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago. – Will Rogers

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The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesnt get worse every time Congress meets. – Will Rogers

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