Quote by Will Rogers
Im not a real movie star. Ive still got the same wife I started ou

Im not a real movie star. Ive still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago. – Will Rogers

Other quotes by Will Rogers

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. – Will Rogers

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I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do today. – Will Rogers

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I can never tell when something is funny. I just have to do it onstage and find out. – Margaret Cho

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Its funny when people say you have sex appeal or call you the next Brad Pitt. I just laugh. Im not that. I dont want to be that. – Kellan Lutz

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A womans mind is cleaner than a mans: She changes it more often. – Oliver Herford

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Im blonde and tanned and normal-sized! Im sweet, shy, funny, have a big heart and Im nice – and I like to eat. – Paris Hilton

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Concerning culture as a process, one would say that it means learning a great many things and then forgetting them and the forgetting is as necessary as the learning. – Albert J. Nock

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Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever. – Napoleon Bonaparte

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Now the standard cure for one who is sunk is to consider those in actual destitution or physical suffering – F. Scott Fitzgerald

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I was very, very religious. And of course I wrote about it in Night. I questioned Gods silence. So I questioned. I dont have an answer for that. Does it mean that I stopped having faith? No. I have faith, but I question it. – Elie Wiesel

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