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Quote by Will Rogers
Im not a real movie star. Ive still got the same wife I started ou

Im not a real movie star. Ive still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago. – Will Rogers

Other quotes by Will Rogers

The trouble with our praying is, we just do it as a means of last resort. – Will Rogers

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Prayer
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Well, the trip from then on across Arizona and east of Los Angeles was just one Oasis after another. You can just throw anything out and it will grow there. I like Arizona. – Will Rogers

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Arizona
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I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do today. – Will Rogers

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Nudity
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The things that make me angry still make me angry. George Carlin is 67, and hes still as funny as hes ever been, and hes still angry. And that makes me feel good, because I feel like if I stick around long enough, Ill still be able to work. – Denis Leary

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As I get older, I just prefer to knit. – Tracey Ullman

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When youre in love its the most glorious two and a half days of your life. – Richard Lewis

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Being funny is one of my greatest strengths. I can make girls smile when theyre down, and when theyre having a good time, I can carry on the joke. – John Krasinski

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Random Quotes

The reason why I love people, and writing about them, is because they dont always respond with hate and anger. If they did I wouldnt have a story to tell. Who wants to know about someone who was brutalised and became brutal? Im interested in the exceptions. – Chris Cleave

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I cant understand people calling themselves religious and being hateful. If a preacher is preaching hate, to fear God thats not religion, thats not helping humanity, thats organizing an army to defeat somebody. – Mojo Nixon

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Usually a family is led through the mom or the dad and their career and for the family to be led by my career, even though God has led it, could be a lot of pressure. – Stacie Orrico

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dad

And the attitude of faith is the very opposite of clinging to belief, of holding on. – Alan Watts

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