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Quote by Will Rogers
Im not a real movie star. Ive still got the same wife I started ou

Im not a real movie star. Ive still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago. – Will Rogers

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Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they dont have for something they dont need. – Will Rogers

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We dont seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business? – Will Rogers

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