Quote by Will Rogers
Im not a real movie star. Ive still got the same wife I started ou

Im not a real movie star. Ive still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago. – Will Rogers

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If I studied all my life, I couldnt think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress. – Will Rogers

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The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you dont let it get the best of you. – Will Rogers

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