Quote by Will Rogers
Im not a real movie star. Ive still got the same wife I started ou

Im not a real movie star. Ive still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago. – Will Rogers

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Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week. – Will Rogers

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My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me. – Winston Churchill

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