Im not a real movie star. Ive still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago. – Will Rogers
I was just thinking, if it is really religion with these nudist colonies, they sure must turn atheists in the wintertime. – Will Rogers
Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why dont they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth. – Will Rogers
People that pay for things never complain. It’s the guy you give something to that you can’t please. – Will Rogers