Im not a real movie star. Ive still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago. – Will Rogers
Everything is funny, as long as its happening to somebody else. – Will Rogers

Im not a real movie star. Ive still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago. – Will Rogers
Everything is funny, as long as its happening to somebody else. – Will Rogers
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. – Will Rogers
Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week. – Will Rogers