Quote by Will Rogers
Im not a real movie star. Ive still got the same wife I started ou

Im not a real movie star. Ive still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago. – Will Rogers

Other quotes by Will Rogers

Diplomacy is the art of saying Nice doggie until you can find a rock. – Will Rogers

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A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people. – Will Rogers

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So live that you wouldnt be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. – Will Rogers

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I have no idea what Im going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny. – Don Rickles

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If it werent for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, wed still be eating frozen radio dinners. – Johnny Carson

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I think Im funny because my family, my siblings were funny. – Martin Short

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I dont think I was funny until college. I lived with some Harvard MD/PhD students – they were so smart, and what I contributed to the house was, I was the funny one. – Wendy Liebman

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