Quote by Will Rogers
Im not a real movie star. Ive still got the same wife I started ou

Im not a real movie star. Ive still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago. – Will Rogers

Other quotes by Will Rogers

We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others. – Will Rogers

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Equality
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Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have. – Will Rogers

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Money
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With Congress, every time they make a joke its a law, and every time they make a law its a joke. – Will Rogers

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Congress
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Everything seems fine until youre about 40. Then something is definitely beginning to go wrong. And you look in the mirror with your old habit of thinking, While I accept that everyone grows old and dies, its a funny thing, but Im an exception to that rule. – Martin Amis

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funny

Its funny: Ive been very successful and done a lot of films, and I dont really have an agent – I dont really pursue jobs, I let people come to me. – Rick Baker

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funny

TV is chewing gum for the eyes. – Frank Lloyd Wright

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funny

Its funny, the hardest thing to do is to make something look like its fast, loose and improvised, and get somebody to laugh. – Abel Ferrara

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funny

Random Quotes

Nobody ever died of laughter. – Max Beerbohm

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Laughter

Because I know about the Holy Land, Ive taught lessons about the Holy Land all my life, and – but you cant bring peace to Israel without giving the Palestinian also peace. And Lebanon and Jordan and Syria as well. – Jimmy Carter

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Peace

I took every chance I could to meet with U.S. soldiers. I talked with them and read the books they gave me about the war. I decided I needed to return to my country and join with them – active duty soldiers and Vietnam Veterans in particular – to try and end the war. – Jane Fonda

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War