Im not a real movie star. Ive still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago. – Will Rogers
Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. – Will Rogers
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Why dont they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth. – Will Rogers
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If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldnt have to advertise them. – Will Rogers
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