Im not a real movie star. Ive still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago. – Will Rogers
Everything is funny, as long as its happening to somebody else. – Will Rogers

Im not a real movie star. Ive still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago. – Will Rogers
Everything is funny, as long as its happening to somebody else. – Will Rogers
The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. – Will Rogers
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do today. – Will Rogers