Quote by Will Rogers
Im not a real movie star. Ive still got the same wife I started ou

Im not a real movie star. Ive still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago. – Will Rogers

Other quotes by Will Rogers

Dont gamble take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it dont go up, dont buy it. – Will Rogers

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finance
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Well, the trip from then on across Arizona and east of Los Angeles was just one Oasis after another. You can just throw anything out and it will grow there. I like Arizona. – Will Rogers

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Arizona
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So live that you wouldnt be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. – Will Rogers

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Family
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I have no agenda except to be funny. Neither I or the writers profess to offer any worldly wisdom. – Julia Louis-Dreyfus

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I sometimes lie awake at night trying to think of something funny that Richard Nixon said. – Lyn Nofziger

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funny

My main point is to be funny if I can slip a message in there, fine. – Flip Wilson

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funny

Its always funny until someone gets hurt. Then its just hilarious. – Bill Hicks

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Seeing unhappiness in the marriage of friends, I was content to have chosen music and laughter as a substitute for a husband. – Elsa Maxwell

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Nature surpasses nurture. – Proverb

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There are people who drove me crazy, but they got the job done. And when I see that person again, I nod my head. Respect. – Bill Murray

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To be as good as our fathers we must be better, imitation is not discipleship. – Wendell Phillips

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fathersday