Quote by Will Rogers
Im not a real movie star. Ive still got the same wife I started ou

Im not a real movie star. Ive still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago. – Will Rogers

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Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. – Will Rogers

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I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies. – Will Rogers

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