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I dont believe that anybody has come to a conclusion on why someth

I dont believe that anybody has come to a conclusion on why something is funny. Its funny because its ridiculous and its ridiculous for different reasons at different times. – Jackie Mason

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I mean its funny, playing music, how of course you want it to do well, you want them to like it, but its not competitive like an election, its the Olympics, its not a Formula 1 race. The Billboard charts are just to show you what people like. – Eddie Van Halen

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Being funny is one of my greatest strengths. I can make girls smile when theyre down, and when theyre having a good time, I can carry on the joke. – John Krasinski

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I dont dismiss the music that I was involved with, I dont think it was a joke, I dont think it was funny or a phase, I dont think it was just something I was doing back then, to me it was who I am. It connects all the way through. I dont distance myself from any of it. – Ian MacKaye

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