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I dont believe that anybody has come to a conclusion on why someth

I dont believe that anybody has come to a conclusion on why something is funny. Its funny because its ridiculous and its ridiculous for different reasons at different times. – Jackie Mason

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Its funny because The Book of Mormon is The Book of Mormon now. When I was doing it at the very beginning, and I was a part of it for four years and always believed in it, I never really knew if it was going to be more than a convention for South Park fans. – Josh Gad

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I had everything Id hoped for, but I wasnt being myself. So I decided to be honest about who I was. It was strange: The people who loved me for being funny suddenly didnt like me for being… me. – Ellen DeGeneres

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My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. – Jay London

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Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving. – Erma Bombeck

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