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I havent spoken to my wife in years. I didnt want to interrupt her

I havent spoken to my wife in years. I didnt want to interrupt her. – Rodney Dangerfield

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Im at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, Ive just had a mirror put over my kitchen table. – Rodney Dangerfield

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I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. – Rodney Dangerfield

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