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I havent spoken to my wife in years. I didnt want to interrupt her

I havent spoken to my wife in years. I didnt want to interrupt her. – Rodney Dangerfield

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My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home. – Rodney Dangerfield

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