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I havent spoken to my wife in years. I didnt want to interrupt her

I havent spoken to my wife in years. I didnt want to interrupt her. – Rodney Dangerfield

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I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender. – Rodney Dangerfield

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