I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out. – Rodney Dangerfield
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My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive. – Rodney Dangerfield
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I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender. – Rodney Dangerfield
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