I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out. – Rodney Dangerfield
I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. – Rodney Dangerfield

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out. – Rodney Dangerfield
I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. – Rodney Dangerfield
I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it. – Rodney Dangerfield
I havent spoken to my wife in years. I didnt want to interrupt her. – Rodney Dangerfield