Hockey belongs to the Cartoon Network, where a person can be pancaked by an ACME anvil, then expanded – accordion-style – back to full stature, without any lasting side effect. – Steve Rushin
Hockey captures the essence of Canadian experience in the New World. In a land so inescapably and inhospitably cold, hockey is the chance of life, and an affirmation that despite the deathly chill of winter we are alive. – Stephen Leacock
Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. – Doug Larson
By the age of 18, the average American has witnessed 200,000 acts of violence on television, most of them occurring during Game 1 of the NHL playoff series. – Steve Rushin
Half the game is mental; the other half is being mental. – Jim McKenny
How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? – Jacques Plante
Go to where the puck is going and not to where it has been. – Walter Gretzky
Ice hockey players can walk on water. – Author Unknown
Hockey players have fire in their hearts and ice in their veins. – Author Unknown
Hockey is murder on ice. – Jim Murray
My other car is a Zamboni. – Hockey Saying
Hockey is figure skating in a war zone. – Author Unknown
High sticking, tripping, slashing, spearing, charging, hooking, fighting, unsportsmanlike conduct, interference, roughing… everything else is just figure skating. – Author Unknown
Four out of five dentists surveyed recommended playing hockey. – Author Unknown
Give blood. Play hockey. – Author Unknown
All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. – Gordie Howe
My goal is to deny yours. – Hockey Saying
Red ice sells hockey tickets. – Bob Stewart
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out. – Rodney Dangerfield
