Quote by Fred Allen
The first time I sang in the church choir two hundred people chang

The first time I sang in the church choir two hundred people changed their religion. – Fred Allen

Other quotes by Fred Allen

The last time I saw him he was walking down lovers lane holding his own hand. – Fred Allen

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Time
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I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. – Fred Allen

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Graduation
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An actors popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match. – Fred Allen

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Success
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The word Spanx was funny. It made people laugh. No one ever forgot it. – Sara Blakely

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My parents, grandparents, aunts and uncles were all funny, and I felt that energy, that delivery, that timing, that sarcasm. All that stuff seeped into my brain. – Jeff Ross

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funny

It would be pretty funny to see a Beverly Hills white girl with mad rap skills. – Tori Spelling

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Every man has his follies – and often they are the most interesting thing he has got. – Josh Billings

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Work, look for peace and calm in work: you will find it nowhere else. – Dmitri Mendeleev

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Religion, for better or for worse, has been politicized in blatant ways that have seldom been equaled in American elections. – Tony Campolo

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A friend to everybody and to nobody is the same thing. – Proverb

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