The first time I sang in the church choir two hundred people changed their religion. – Fred Allen
The last time I saw him he was walking down lovers lane holding his own hand. – Fred Allen
The first time I sang in the church choir two hundred people changed their religion. – Fred Allen
The last time I saw him he was walking down lovers lane holding his own hand. – Fred Allen
I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. – Fred Allen
An actors popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match. – Fred Allen