Quote by Fred Allen
The first time I sang in the church choir two hundred people chang

The first time I sang in the church choir two hundred people changed their religion. – Fred Allen

Other quotes by Fred Allen

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. – Fred Allen

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Humorous
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California is a fine place to live – if you happen to be an orange. – Fred Allen

Category:
funny
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funny
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Sometimes I feel like there are people just waiting for me to fall. The funny thing is, I cant give them anything. I have just never been a partier, even in school. – Jordin Sparks

Category:
funny

When youre out of sight for as long as I was, theres a funny feeling of betrayal that comes over people when they see you again. – Esther Williams

Category:
funny

Smoking kills. If youre killed, youve lost a very important part of your life. – Brooke Shields

Category:
funny

To this day, Ive found that it doesnt matter what a guy looks like if hes really funny. His sense of humor makes him attractive. On the other hand, you dont hear men saying, No shes not pretty, but is she ever funny! – Catherine OHara

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funny

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Some of the most famous books are the least worth reading. Their fame was due to their having done something that needed to be doing in their day. The work is done and the virtue of the book has expired. – Moliere

Category:
famous

I realised how paranoid and guarded and not trusting – walled-in – I had become. Not consciously so, but just this armour that I kind of have, protective armour. Its not for my friends or family, but for being.outside in the world, always on guard. – Jennifer Aniston

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Family

A daughter may outgrow your lap, but she will never outgrow your heart. – Author Unknown

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Daughters

It has been my honor to support and work with President Barack Obama, a man who has brought courage and character to the presidency. President Obamas strength of character leads him to do the right thing, even when it isnt the easy thing. – Harry Reid

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Courage