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The first time I sang in the church choir two hundred people chang

The first time I sang in the church choir two hundred people changed their religion. – Fred Allen

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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. – Fred Allen

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funny
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Fred Allen
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We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion. – Fred Allen

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Age
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An actors popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match. – Fred Allen

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Success
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Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them. – P. J. ORourke

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A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. – George Bernard Shaw

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Whats funny about that is when I was writing Twilight just for myself and not thinking of it as a book, I was not thinking about publishing, and yet at the same time I was casting it in my head. Because when I read books, I see them very visually. – Stephenie Meyer

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I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I dont know. I mean, how can you tell? – Andy Warhol

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