The first time I sang in the church choir two hundred people changed their religion. – Fred Allen
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. – Fred Allen
The first time I sang in the church choir two hundred people changed their religion. – Fred Allen
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. – Fred Allen
California is a fine place to live – if you happen to be an orange. – Fred Allen