The first time I sang in the church choir two hundred people changed their religion. – Fred Allen
Everything is for the eye these days — TV, Life, Look, the movies. Nothing is just for the mind. The next generation will have eyeballs as big as cantaloupes and no brain at all. – Fred Allen
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. – Fred Allen
My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense. – Fred Allen
As an actor, there is room for a certain amount of creativity, but youre always ultimately going to be saying somebody elses words. I dont think Id have the stamina, skill or ability to write a novel, but Id love to write short stories and poetry, because those are my two passions. – Daniel Radcliffe