The first time I sang in the church choir two hundred people changed their religion. – Fred Allen
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. – Fred Allen
The first time I sang in the church choir two hundred people changed their religion. – Fred Allen
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. – Fred Allen
We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion. – Fred Allen
An actors popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match. – Fred Allen