The first time I sang in the church choir two hundred people changed their religion. – Fred Allen
California is a fine place to live – if you happen to be an orange. – Fred Allen
The first time I sang in the church choir two hundred people changed their religion. – Fred Allen
California is a fine place to live – if you happen to be an orange. – Fred Allen
An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission. – Fred Allen
Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. Theyre afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. – Fred Allen