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The first time I sang in the church choir two hundred people chang

The first time I sang in the church choir two hundred people changed their religion. – Fred Allen

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The last time I saw him he was walking down lovers lane holding his own hand. – Fred Allen

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An actors popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match. – Fred Allen

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In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first. – George Carlin

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I also think if youre an actor and you can improvise, when you go on an audition and you can improvise youre just a genius. If you can, you know, take a Tide commercial and you can just say one funny line thats not in the commercial they think youre a genius. – Amy Poehler

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I dont think Im funny. – Liam Neeson

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Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint. – Don Marquis

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