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The history of the relationship between comedy and swimming is sho

The history of the relationship between comedy and swimming is short indeed. Of course it is always funny when someone falls into water, but thats about it. – Arthur Smith

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Ive noticed that my resolutions involve me not doing stuff that I wasnt going to do anyway so heres something more positive. Im going to retrain as a Latin teacher in a provincial public school. – Arthur Smith

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The Romantic poets were the prototype ramblers, and Ive often found myself following in their footsteps – although perhaps not all of their footsteps since a typical walk for Samuel T. Coleridge might last two days and cover 145km. – Arthur Smith

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Romantic
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Ninety-eight per cent of laughter is nothing to do with jokes, which do not deserve to bear the weight of all the funny stuff in the world. – Arthur Smith

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funny
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If God wanted us to bend over hed put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers

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Its funny because Im a sucker for glitz and glitter when it comes to clothes and nail polish, but with my makeup, Im more comfortable with a natural look. It feels more like me. – Alison Sweeney

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funny

I cannot sing, dance or act what else would I be but a talk show host. – David Letterman

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funny

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. – Jay London

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funny

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Ive done my best to work from a place of humility – always looking over your shoulder saying, Does this suck? and I think thats a good way to work. The other way to work is where you start to think, Im on fire, Im amazing! and I dont think thats the way to work. – David O. Russell

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amazing

From the latter weeks of October to Christmas-eve… is the period during which happiness is in season, which, in my judgment, enters the room with the tea-tray… – Thomas De Quincey (1785–1859), Confessions of an English Opium-Eater

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True independence and freedom can only exist in doing whats right. – Brigham Young

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Let each man exercise the art he knows. – Aristophanes

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