Quote by Arthur Smith
The history of the relationship between comedy and swimming is sho

The history of the relationship between comedy and swimming is short indeed. Of course it is always funny when someone falls into water, but thats about it. – Arthur Smith

Other quotes by Arthur Smith

Ive noticed that my resolutions involve me not doing stuff that I wasnt going to do anyway so heres something more positive. Im going to retrain as a Latin teacher in a provincial public school. – Arthur Smith

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positive
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Travel books are, by and large, boring. They lodge uncomfortably between fact, fiction and autobiography. – Arthur Smith

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Travel
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Don Quixotes Delusions is an excellent read – far better than my own forthcoming travel book, Walking Backwards Across Tuscany. – Arthur Smith

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It is funny the two things most men are proudest of is the thing that any man can do and doing does in the same way, that is being drunk and being the father of their son. – Gertrude Stein

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My little dog, he did not get ill. It is so funny that people get ill on a boat and dogs do not. – Anna Held

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funny

Maybe Im delusional but Im usually funny. Its not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average. – Adam Carolla

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funny

Funny People is my favorite performance of myself to date. Even though its a comedy and there are serious moments, I really felt like Leo felt like a real person. It didnt feel like I was playing myself. Whether its a comedy or drama, I just try to make it as realistic as possible. – Jonah Hill

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funny

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When you are a character actor they trust you will go in and give them a full character and leave. – Vincent DOnofrio

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Our plans protect freedom and opportunity, and our blueprint is the Constitution of the United States. – Mitt Romney

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Democracy is an abuse of statistics. – Jorge Luis Borges

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Always telling the truth is no doubt better than always lying, although equally pathological. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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