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The history of the relationship between comedy and swimming is sho

The history of the relationship between comedy and swimming is short indeed. Of course it is always funny when someone falls into water, but thats about it. – Arthur Smith

Other quotes by Arthur Smith

Ive noticed that my resolutions involve me not doing stuff that I wasnt going to do anyway so heres something more positive. Im going to retrain as a Latin teacher in a provincial public school. – Arthur Smith

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positive
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It was Julie Burchill who decreed that, beyond a certain age, a man should not be seen in a leather jacket. – Arthur Smith

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Age
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The Romantic poets were the prototype ramblers, and Ive often found myself following in their footsteps – although perhaps not all of their footsteps since a typical walk for Samuel T. Coleridge might last two days and cover 145km. – Arthur Smith

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Romantic
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Im terrible at practical jokes. I do them too well, so theyre not funny. I end up saying, Oh, no, Im joking, Im joking. – Anna Torv

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funny

Animals are sentient, intelligent, perceptive, funny and entertaining. We owe them a duty of care as we do to children. – Michael Morpurgo

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funny

Im not funny. What I am is brave. – Lucille Ball

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funny

Ive got to get on myself to be sharp, funny and loose. – David Spade

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funny

Random Quotes

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. – Oscar Wilde

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Travel

Politics is not my life. I have a career in radio and another career in film. – Jesse Ventura

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Politics

My dad, Donald, was a vet and had a practice in Yorkshire. Cats and dogs were his bread and butter, but his greatest love was large animals. – Alastair Campbell

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dad

Now on Friday nights, if I want to go hang out with friends, I go hang out with friends. If I want to stay in and be in the hot tub and have people over to watch movies, I do that. – Demi Lovato

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movies