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The history of the relationship between comedy and swimming is sho

The history of the relationship between comedy and swimming is short indeed. Of course it is always funny when someone falls into water, but thats about it. – Arthur Smith

Other quotes by Arthur Smith

Ive noticed that my resolutions involve me not doing stuff that I wasnt going to do anyway so heres something more positive. Im going to retrain as a Latin teacher in a provincial public school. – Arthur Smith

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positive
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Don Quixotes Delusions is an excellent read – far better than my own forthcoming travel book, Walking Backwards Across Tuscany. – Arthur Smith

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Travel
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Reading the play at home, however fulfilling, can never be the vivacious experience that Shakespeare intended. – Arthur Smith

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Experience
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funny
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I feel cheesy when I see Silver Spoons. Some of it was funny, but some of it was just cheese! My kids love it, but I look at it and cringe. – Ricky Schroder

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Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public. – H. L. Mencken

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funny

No one ever thought Clint Eastwood was funny, but he was. – Annie Leibovitz

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funny

People always ask me, Were you funny as a child? Well, no, I was an accountant. – Ellen DeGeneres

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funny

Random Quotes

Poetry is something to make us wiser and better, by continually revealing those types of beauty and truth, which God has set in all mens souls. – James Russell Lowell

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Beauty

I know that two and two make four — and should be glad to prove it too if I could — though I must say if by any sort of process I could convert 2 and 2 into five it would give me much greater pleasure. – Lord (George Gordon) Byron

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Mathematics

Death will be a great relief. No more interviews. – Katharine Hepburn

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Death

As long as you smile, have sparkly eyes and stick your shoulders back, nobodys going to notice your bum or your waist or your feet, for that matter. – Cat Deeley

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smile