Quote by Arthur Smith
The history of the relationship between comedy and swimming is sho

The history of the relationship between comedy and swimming is short indeed. Of course it is always funny when someone falls into water, but thats about it. – Arthur Smith

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Don Quixotes Delusions is an excellent read – far better than my own forthcoming travel book, Walking Backwards Across Tuscany. – Arthur Smith

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Travel
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Travel books are, by and large, boring. They lodge uncomfortably between fact, fiction and autobiography. – Arthur Smith

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Never fight an inanimate object. – P. J. ORourke

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I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to see some funny houses. – Stephen King

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If at first you dont succeed… so much for skydiving. – Henny Youngman

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I would like to do something modern and possibly funny. – Dan Stevens

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Christianity taught men that love is worth more than intelligence. – Jacques Maritain

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Lucy: Beethovens birthday is December 16th Shermy! Have you decided what youre going to get me?
Shermy: Yes! Im not going to get you anything!
Lucy: What kind of a holiday is it where you dont give girls presents? – Charles Monroe Schulz

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The new always happens against the overwhelming odds of statistical laws and their probability, which for all practical, everyday purposes amounts to certainty; the new therefore always appears in the guise of a miracle. – Hannah Arendt

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Today the demands are for even higher standards in the quality of care, for greater flexibility and convenience in treatment times, and for more prevention through screening and health checks. – Lucy Powell

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Health