My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend. – Rodney Dangerfield
I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. – Rodney Dangerfield

My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend. – Rodney Dangerfield
I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. – Rodney Dangerfield
I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it. – Rodney Dangerfield
This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me. – Rodney Dangerfield