Quote by Rodney Dangerfield
My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up wit

My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend. – Rodney Dangerfield

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I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. – Rodney Dangerfield

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