My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend. – Rodney Dangerfield
I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get. – Rodney Dangerfield
My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend. – Rodney Dangerfield
I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get. – Rodney Dangerfield
My wifes jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was. – Rodney Dangerfield
This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me. – Rodney Dangerfield