My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend. – Rodney Dangerfield
My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive. – Rodney Dangerfield
My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend. – Rodney Dangerfield
My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive. – Rodney Dangerfield
This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me. – Rodney Dangerfield
I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. – Rodney Dangerfield