Quote by Rodney Dangerfield
My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up wit

My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend. – Rodney Dangerfield

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A girl phoned me the other day and said… Come on over, theres nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home. – Rodney Dangerfield

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