It takes one woman twenty years to make a man of her son – and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him. – Helen Rowland
A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted. – Helen Rowland

It takes one woman twenty years to make a man of her son – and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him. – Helen Rowland
A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted. – Helen Rowland
Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her. – Helen Rowland
Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts, and his higher nature – and another woman to help him forget them. – Helen Rowland