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Quote by Robert Benchley
I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things,

I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well. – Robert Benchley

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There are several ways in which to apportion the family income, all of them unsatisfactory. – Robert Benchley

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You might think that after thousands of years of coming up too soon and getting frozen, the crocus family would have had a little sense knocked into it. – Robert Benchley

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