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Quote by Robert Benchley
I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things,

I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well. – Robert Benchley

Other quotes by Robert Benchley

A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down. – Robert Benchley

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Dogs
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There are several ways in which to apportion the family income, all of them unsatisfactory. – Robert Benchley

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Money
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A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death. – Robert Benchley

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Death
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A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists. – Don Marquis

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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. – Fred Allen

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