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Quote by Robert Benchley
I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things,

I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well. – Robert Benchley

Other quotes by Robert Benchley

Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other. – Robert Benchley

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Dogs
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There are two kinds of people in the world, those who believe there are two kinds of people in the world and those who dont. – Robert Benchley

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People
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There is probably no more obnoxious class of citizen, taken end for end, than the returning vacationist. – Robert Benchley

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Vacations
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I read a lot of scripts that I just dont find very funny. – Jennifer Aniston

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Theres always an article coming out, saying, The new thing is funny women! – Lena Dunham

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I understand a woman who validates herself by getting attention from the opposite sex. I have a friend who is that to a T… Doesnt mean she isnt a good person. Thats a funny character to play. – Cheryl Hines

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After a fellow gets famous it doesnt take long for someone to bob up that used to sit by him in school. – Kin Hubbard

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Cherish your human connections – your relationships with friends and family. – Barbara Bush

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