I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well. – Robert Benchley
Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of. – Robert Benchley

I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well. – Robert Benchley
Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of. – Robert Benchley
Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive, knowing to the fact that neither I nor my opponent knows what we are talking about – Robert Benchley
Opera is where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings. – Robert Benchley