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Quote by Robert Benchley
I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things,

I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well. – Robert Benchley

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A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death. – Robert Benchley

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Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that a child cannot do much harm one way or another. – Robert Benchley

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Were we any different? I think not, papa; for I recollect very well that I used to try to peep through the key-hole on Christmas Eve, and was greatly vexed that my good mother always hung a cloth before it. – C.C. Shackford, “Christmas Eve in Germany,” c.1870, from the German

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Now is the moment when we can stand up and say, Im an American. I make my destiny. And we deserve better! My children deserve better! My family deserves better. My country deserves better! So here we stand. Americans have a choice. – Mitt Romney

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