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Quote by Robert Benchley
I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things,

I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well. – Robert Benchley

Other quotes by Robert Benchley

A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down. – Robert Benchley

Category:
Dogs
Author
Robert Benchley
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I am pretty sure that, if you will be quite honest, you will admit that a good rousing sneeze, one that tears open your collar and throws your hair into your eyes, is really one of lifes sensational pleasures. – Robert Benchley

Category:
Pleasure
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Robert Benchley
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funny
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In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first. – George Carlin

Category:
funny

I was asked to act when I couldnt act. I was asked to sing Funny Face when I couldnt sing, and dance with Fred Astaire when I couldnt dance – and do all kinds of things I wasnt prepared for. Then I tried like mad to cope with it. – Audrey Hepburn

Category:
funny

A funny thing happens in real estate. When it comes back, it comes back up like gangbusters. – Barbara Corcoran

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funny

You cant be funny for funnys sake. You try to get as outrageous situation as you can but it always has to be believable and based in real character motivations and what people would really do. – Hank Azaria

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funny

Random Quotes

One goes through school, college, medical school and ones internship learning little or nothing about goodness but a good deal about success. – Ashley Montagu

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Learning

Strivers achieve what dreamers believe. – Usher

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Dreams

My biggest hero, Gregory Peck, was my birthday present on April 14, 1973. I just sat and stared at him. – Loretta Lynn

Category:
Birthday

Why I came here, I know not; where I shall go it is useless to inquire — in the midst of myriads of the living and the dead worlds, stars, systems, infinity, why should I be anxious about an atom? – Lord (George Gordon) Byron

Category:
Universe, The