I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well. – Robert Benchley
Why dont you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini? – Robert Benchley

I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well. – Robert Benchley
Why dont you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini? – Robert Benchley
It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldnt give it up because by that time I was too famous. – Robert Benchley
A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down. – Robert Benchley