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Quote by Robert Benchley
I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things,

I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well. – Robert Benchley

Other quotes by Robert Benchley

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. – Robert Benchley

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Humor
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Robert Benchley
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I am pretty sure that, if you will be quite honest, you will admit that a good rousing sneeze, one that tears open your collar and throws your hair into your eyes, is really one of lifes sensational pleasures. – Robert Benchley

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Pleasure
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The things that make me angry still make me angry. George Carlin is 67, and hes still as funny as hes ever been, and hes still angry. And that makes me feel good, because I feel like if I stick around long enough, Ill still be able to work. – Denis Leary

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funny

Im an off-road racecar driver. And I think every woman in my life has told me thats not a sensible hobby. But when I was growing, even more than I wanted to be funny, I wanted to be a racecar driver. Thats all I thought about. I worked for a race team when I was 15 and I traveled with them. – Dax Shepard

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funny

We need two kinds of acquaintances, one to complain to, while to the others we boast. – Logan P. Smith

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funny

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. – Jimmy Durante

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funny

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Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals. – Finley Peter Dunne

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Food

An author in his book must be like God in the universe, present everywhere and visible nowhere. – Gustave Flaubert

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Writing

It is curious to note the old sea-margins of human thought! Each subsiding century reveals some new mystery; we build where monsters used to hide themselves. – Henry Wadsworth Longfellow, Kavanagh, 1849

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Humankind

I havent been baptised. My dads not in the church and is not a religious person. My mum is more spiritual – she does Thai-chi and goes to Stonehenge and things like that. Im proud to be pagan. Finland is not really a religious country. Im still looking for my god. – Ville Valo

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