Backbite. To speak of a man as you find him when he cant find you. – Ambrose Bierce
Ardor, n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge. – Ambrose Bierce

Backbite. To speak of a man as you find him when he cant find you. – Ambrose Bierce
Ardor, n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge. – Ambrose Bierce
Genealogy. An account of ones descent from an ancestor who did not particularly care to trace his own. – Ambrose Bierce
Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron – namely, that he is a blockhead. – Ambrose Bierce