Backbite. To speak of a man as you find him when he cant find you. – Ambrose Bierce
Dog. A kind of additional or subsidiary Deity designed to catch the overflow and surplus of the worlds worship. – Ambrose Bierce

Backbite. To speak of a man as you find him when he cant find you. – Ambrose Bierce
Dog. A kind of additional or subsidiary Deity designed to catch the overflow and surplus of the worlds worship. – Ambrose Bierce
Deliberation. The act of examining ones bread to determine which side it is buttered on. – Ambrose Bierce
Erudition. Dust shaken out of a book into an empty skull. – Ambrose Bierce