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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. – Fred Allen

Other quotes by Fred Allen

Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. – Fred Allen

Category:
Puns
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Fred Allen
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My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense. – Fred Allen

Category:
dad
Author
Fred Allen
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An actors popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match. – Fred Allen

Category:
Success
Author
Fred Allen
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Other Quotes from
funny
category

Whats funny is that the idea of popularity – even the use of the word popular – is something that had been mostly absent from my life since junior high. In fact, the hallmark of life after junior high seemed to be the shedding of popularity as a central concern. – Susan Orlean

Category:
funny

Ive started looking at my own father a bit funny. He assures me, though, that I really am the son of a Scottish postman. – Craig Ferguson

Category:
funny

On the stage youre there, its live. Theres a beginning, a middle, an end. When something is funny you hear it right away. – Theodore Bikel

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funny

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. – Spike Milligan

Category:
funny

Random Quotes

A horse is dangerous at both ends and uncomfortable in the middle. – Ian Fleming

Category:
Horses, Horse Racing

Nothing fools people as much as extreme passion. – Bishop Hall

Category:
Fanaticism

The inward light is forever striving to gather enough additional light to penetrate the fog of our senses. – Henry Stanley Haskins, Meditations in Wall Street, 1940, originally published an

Category:
Self

Oral delivery aims at persuasion and making the listener believe they are converted. Few persons are capable of being convinced; the majority allow themselves to be persuaded. – Johann von Goethe

Category:
Persuasion