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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. – Fred Allen

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California is a fine place to live – if you happen to be an orange. – Fred Allen

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funny
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Fred Allen
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We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion. – Fred Allen

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Age
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Fred Allen
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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. – Fred Allen

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