Quote by Fred Allen
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who an

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. – Fred Allen

Other quotes by Fred Allen

The last time I saw him he was walking down lovers lane holding his own hand. – Fred Allen

Category:
Time
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My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense. – Fred Allen

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dad
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Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats, then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure. – Fred Allen

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Religion
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Other Quotes from
funny
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You cant be funny for funnys sake. You try to get as outrageous situation as you can but it always has to be believable and based in real character motivations and what people would really do. – Hank Azaria

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funny

I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there. – Fred Allen

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funny

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? – Lily Tomlin

Category:
funny

Its funny: Im a lifelong musician, but because I principally play the piano its been a solitary thing. – Gary Oldman

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funny

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If you want to understand democracy, spend less time in the library with Plato, and more time in the buses with people. – Simeon Strunsky

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Segregation has no place in the education system. – Richard Dawkins

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I seldom think of politics more than eighteen hours a day. – Lyndon B. Johnson

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If you find a good solution and become attached to it, the solution may become your next problem. – Dr. Robert Anthony

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