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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who an

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. – Fred Allen

Other quotes by Fred Allen

The last time I saw him he was walking down lovers lane holding his own hand. – Fred Allen

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Time
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Fred Allen
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My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense. – Fred Allen

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dad
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Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats, then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure. – Fred Allen

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I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there. – Fred Allen

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If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? – Lily Tomlin

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Its funny: Im a lifelong musician, but because I principally play the piano its been a solitary thing. – Gary Oldman

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