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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who an

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. – Fred Allen

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Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats, then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure. – Fred Allen

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Religion
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Fred Allen
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I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. – Fred Allen

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Graduation
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Cocktail party: A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time. The man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host. – Fred Allen

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Party Invitation
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Billy is a funny, cheeky, lovely boy and I love being with him. Parenthood is terrifying though. I can barely walk past a building without panicking that its going to collapse on his head. – Rufus Sewell

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I dont know now if Im funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something thats funny. – Craig Ferguson

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funny

Certainly there are things in life that money cant buy, but its very funny – Did you ever try buying then without money? – Ogden Nash

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funny

I remember straightening my hair because I wanted to be like everybody else, and now the fact that anybody would emulate what I do? Its just funny. – Taylor Swift

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Random Quotes

If we begin with certainties, we shall end in doubts; but if we begin with doubts, and are patient in them, we shall end in certainties. – Francis Bacon

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Im not sure I make old bones in parliament. Its an amazing experience to have had but I cant see myself being Mother of the House. – Louise Mensch

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amazing

I am deeply grateful to the citizens of Sarajevo and the Sarajevo Canton assembly for bestowing upon me this incredible honor of citizenship. I am so proud to now be a part of such an extraordinary part of the world and fellow citizen to the people I deeply love and admire. – Angelina Jolie

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My father has a pragmatic mind. He marched with Dr. King in the 60s, and hes very much for womens rights. – Tori Amos

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Women