Quote by Fred Allen
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who an

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. – Fred Allen

Other quotes by Fred Allen

An actors popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match. – Fred Allen

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Success
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I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there. – Fred Allen

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funny
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The last time I saw him he was walking down lovers lane holding his own hand. – Fred Allen

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Time
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Funny is funny. – Don Rickles

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funny

Billy Crystal knows how to make people laugh. Hes got 30 years on stage… theres no telling him whats funny. – Harold Ramis

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funny

We need two kinds of acquaintances, one to complain to, while to the others we boast. – Logan P. Smith

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funny

If it werent for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, wed still be eating frozen radio dinners. – Johnny Carson

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funny

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People go to movies on Saturday to get away from the war in Iraq and taxes and election news and pedophiles online and just go and have some fun. I like doing movies that are fun. – Samuel L. Jackson

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movies

While the technology revolution has yet to reach far into the households of those in developing countries, this is certainly another area where more developed countries can assist those in the less developed world. – Carol Bellamy

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