Quote by Fred Allen
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who an

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. – Fred Allen

Other quotes by Fred Allen

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. Theyre afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. – Fred Allen

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Fear
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An actors popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match. – Fred Allen

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Success
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We are supposed to enjoy the good stuff now, while we can, with the people we love. Life has a funny way of teaching us that lesson over and over again. – Sheena Easton

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I like funny guys and those, for some reason, tend to be nerdy guys. – Megan Fox

Category:
funny

Everything is funny, as long as its happening to somebody else. – Will Rogers

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funny

I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle thats 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says go outside. – Demetri Martin

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funny

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Whatever is received is received according to the nature of the recipient. – Thomas Aquinas

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Can they do both? Thats a huge balance, I think, with kids- trying to find the right- its everything, you know, its social life, its academics, its sports. – Joan Cusack

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Sports

If food is poetry, is not poetry also food? – Joyce Carol Oates

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Food

In spite of the haze of speculation, it is still something of a shock to find myself here, coming to terms with an enormous trust placed in my hands and with the inevitable sense of inadequacy that goes with that. – Rowan Williams

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Trust