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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who an

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. – Fred Allen

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The last time I saw him he was walking down lovers lane holding his own hand. – Fred Allen

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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. – Fred Allen

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I tend to head for whats amusing because a lot of things arent happy. But usually you can find a funny side to practically anything. – Maggie Smith

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Do not let a flattering woman coax and wheedle you and deceive you she is after your barn. – Hesiod

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I show them the funny part, the silly part, the laughing part, the crazy part and then the really deep, deep part where Im talking from my heart to these people. Because Ive been through everything theyve been through. – Richard Simmons

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