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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who an

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. – Fred Allen

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California is a fine place to live – if you happen to be an orange. – Fred Allen

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My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense. – Fred Allen

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I like reading Ball Tongue lyrics and all that stuff. And they published a book, and I wouldnt give my lyrics, and its all wrong in the book, and I giggle. Its funny. – Jonathan Davis

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Do not let a flattering woman coax and wheedle you and deceive you she is after your barn. – Hesiod

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Do you want me to apologize after every joke? If it doesnt offend somebody its probably not a joke. Its probably an observation thats not funny. Its gotta offend somebody somewhere. – Jeff Ross

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We need real leadership, Democrat, Republican and independent to stand up and say, we have to live within our means. – Tom Coburn

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And for the citys birthday, we will host events in every neighborhood of the city, inviting all of our residents to share in the celebration of Bostons great epic – the story of neighbors who support one another where it matters most. – Thomas Menino

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We used to play the underground clubs like the UFO, and Middle Earth, and they were great because they would have on things like a poet, string quartets, and then a rock band! It was kinda cool! – Alvin Lee

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