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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who an

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. – Fred Allen

Other quotes by Fred Allen

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. – Fred Allen

Category:
Humorous
Author
Fred Allen
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I don’t have to look up my family tree, because I know that I’m the sap. – Fred Allen

Category:
Family
Author
Fred Allen
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Other Quotes from
funny
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If its inappropriate to write about, if theres nothing funny about it, then its not funny. – Calvin Trillin

Category:
funny

The word funny is a bit like the word love – we dont have enough words to describe the many varieties. – George Saunders

Category:
funny

You know the funny thing, I dont get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people. – Donald Trump

Category:
funny

The great thing is that the funny side of getting old is fuel for my comedy. – Steve Coogan

Category:
funny

Random Quotes

Poets should ignore most criticism and get on with making poetry. – Anne Stevenson

Category:
Poetry

I think working with Johnny Depp was very intimidating. It was my fault though. I mean hes a total cool nice, nice guy, but I was just so, I dont know, overpowered by his presence. Like hes a very mystic person. Hes older so I never really warmed up around him. I was so stiff. – Franka Potente

Category:
cool

He says NO! in thunder; but the Devil himself cannot make him say yes. – Herman Melville

Category:
Stubbornness

Women are degraded by the propensity to enjoy the present moment, and, at last, despise the freedom which they have not sufficient virtue to struggle to attain. – Mary Wollstonecraft

Category:
Freedom