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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who an

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. – Fred Allen

Other quotes by Fred Allen

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. Theyre afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. – Fred Allen

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Fear
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Fred Allen
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My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense. – Fred Allen

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dad
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I don’t have to look up my family tree, because I know that I’m the sap. – Fred Allen

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Family
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I recorded my hair this morning, tonight Im watching the highlights. – Jay London

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funny

People often ask me how I make things funny. I dont make things funny. – Richard Russo

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Wikipedia is just an incredible thing. It is fact-encirclingly huge, and it is idiosyncratic, careful, messy, funny, shocking and full of simmering controversies – and it is free, and it is fast. – Nicholson Baker

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A word to the wise aint necessary – its the stupid ones that need the advice. – Bill Cosby

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funny

Random Quotes

Its about time that society accepts people for who they are. – Kesha

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If you must commit suicide… always contrive to do it as decorously as possible; the decencies, whether of life or of death, should never be lost sight of. – George Borrow

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It is the belief that extremes and excesses of inequality must be reduced so that each person is free to fully develop his or her full potential. This is why we take precious time out of our lives and give it to politics. – Paul Wellstone

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We go there with confidence, but we know there is a very fine line between success and failure in this game. – Alan Shearer

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