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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who an

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. – Fred Allen

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Everything is for the eye these days — TV, Life, Look, the movies. Nothing is just for the mind. The next generation will have eyeballs as big as cantaloupes and no brain at all. – Fred Allen

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Society
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Fred Allen
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California is a fine place to live – if you happen to be an orange. – Fred Allen

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funny
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Fred Allen
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A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap. – Mitch Hedberg

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The world is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper. – Bertrand Russell

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Theres nothing cure or funny or lovable about being cheap. Its a total turn-off. – Doug Coupland

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I love nerds. Comic-Con junkies are the tastemakers of tomorrow. Isnt that funny? The tables have turned. – Kristen Bell

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