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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who an

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. – Fred Allen

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I don’t have to look up my family tree, because I know that I’m the sap. – Fred Allen

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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. – Fred Allen

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