I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. – Fred Allen
The last time I saw him he was walking down lovers lane holding his own hand. – Fred Allen
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. – Fred Allen
The last time I saw him he was walking down lovers lane holding his own hand. – Fred Allen
Cocktail party: A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time. The man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host. – Fred Allen
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. – Fred Allen