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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who an

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. – Fred Allen

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An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission. – Fred Allen

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All I know about humor is that I dont know anything about it. – Fred Allen

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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. – Fred Allen

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The superfluous, a very necessary thing. – Voltaire

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I dont hate humanity and Im not interested in people who do. Although, its funny, actually, some of my favorite writers really do. Like Martin Amis. My dirty secret. London Fields is one of my favorite books ever. And its indefensible! But hes so funny… I forgive him everything. – Elizabeth Gilbert

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I think its always funny when somebody thinks youre going to do something super sexy and then you dont. – Olivia Munn

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Sometimes I am so dry that people dont know Im kidding and think Im being serious. I enjoy this because their reactions are often funny. – Robert Crais

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I write in longhand on yellow legal pads. – Beverly Cleary

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And having a strong family, you know weve lost some members of our family and had some setbacks, but I think a good family and kids all those things I thought at one time… you got to be kidding me… Those things are so important they enable you to go on. – Brett Favre

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A sudden bold and unexpected question doth many times surprise a man and lay him open. – Francis Bacon

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All we see of someone at any moment is a snapshot of their life, there in riches or poverty, in joy or despair. Snapshots dont show the million decisions that led to tht moment. – Richard Bach

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