Quote by Robert Benchley
There are several ways in which to apportion the family income, al

There are several ways in which to apportion the family income, all of them unsatisfactory. – Robert Benchley

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I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well. – Robert Benchley

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England and America should scrap cricket and baseball and come up with a new game that they both can play. Like baseball, for example. – Robert Benchley

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In New York, everyones desperate for success, desperate for money and desperate to be accepted, but in London theyre more laid back about things like that. – David Bailey

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Take free money. No matter how in debt you are, if your employer offers a matching contribution on a 401(k) or other retirement vehicle, you must sign up and contribute enough to get the maximum company match each year. Think of it as a bonus. – Suze Orman

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I dont really care about money. I find money boring and accounting boring, so Im probably not going to ever make a lot of money. – Juliana Hatfield

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There are few sorrows, however poignant, in which a good income is of no avail. – Logan Pearsall Smith, “Life and Human Nature,” Afterthoughts, 1931

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Twas Christmas broachd the mightiest ale; twas Christmas told the merriest tale; a Christmas gambol oft could cheer the poor mans heart through half the year. – Sir Walter Scott

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The only success worth ones powder was success in the line of ones idiosyncrasy… what was talent but the art of being completely whatever one happened to be? – Henry James

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