Quote by Robert Benchley
There are several ways in which to apportion the family income, al

There are several ways in which to apportion the family income, all of them unsatisfactory. – Robert Benchley

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I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well. – Robert Benchley

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A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. – Robert Benchley

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I think theres only one or two films where Ive had all the financial support I needed. All the rest, I wish Id had the money to shoot another ten days. – Martin Scorsese

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The strongest bank in the United States will last only so long as the people will have sufficient confidence in it to keep their money there. – Carter G. Woodson

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Penny wise is often pound foolish. – Proverb

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I once met an economist who believed that everything was fungible for money, so I suggested he enclose himself in a large bell-jar with as much money as he wanted and see how long he lasted. – Amory Lovins

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Under all speech that is good for anything there lies a silence that is better, Silence is deep as Eternity speech is shallow as Time. – Thomas Carlyle

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The quietest poetry can be an explosion of joy. – James Broughton

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