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Quote by Robert Benchley
There are several ways in which to apportion the family income, al

There are several ways in which to apportion the family income, all of them unsatisfactory. – Robert Benchley

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You might think that after thousands of years of coming up too soon and getting frozen, the crocus family would have had a little sense knocked into it. – Robert Benchley

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Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with its just compounding the felony. – Robert Benchley

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