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Quote by Robert Benchley
There are several ways in which to apportion the family income, al

There are several ways in which to apportion the family income, all of them unsatisfactory. – Robert Benchley

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Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive, knowing to the fact that neither I nor my opponent knows what we are talking about – Robert Benchley

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Argument & Debate
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You might think that after thousands of years of coming up too soon and getting frozen, the crocus family would have had a little sense knocked into it. – Robert Benchley

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Family
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A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death. – Robert Benchley

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Death
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I dont understand it. Jack will spend any amount of money to buy votes but he balks at investing a thousand dollars in a beautiful painting. – Jackie Kennedy

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A lot of people in the media, and some everyday people, really arent in search of the truth. Theyre in search of something worse than that. Money, yeah. I think the medias the kind of a thing where the truth doesnt win, because its no fun. The truths no fun. – Jack White

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Money

The trouble with our people is as soon as they got out of slavery they didnt want to give the white man nothing else. But the fact is, you got to give em something. Either your money, your land, your woman or your ass. – Alice Walker

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Money

Money does not guarantee success. – Jose Mourinho

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In the future, torture will once again become the recreational sport of the rich. – Doug Coupland

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Future

Our business in life is not to succeed, but to continue to fail in good spirits. – Robert Louis Stevenson

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Failure

A friendship can weather most things and thrive in thin soil; but it needs a little mulch of letters and phone calls and small, silly presents every so often – just to save it from drying out completely. – Pam Brown

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Letters

Success is a science if you have the conditions, you get the result. – Oscar Wilde

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Science