There are several ways in which to apportion the family income, all of them unsatisfactory. – Robert Benchley
Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that a child cannot do much harm one way or another. – Robert Benchley
Why dont you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini? – Robert Benchley
In America there are two classes of travel – first class, and with children. – Robert Benchley
In the seventies, a group of American artists seized the means not of production but of reproduction. They tore apart visual culture at a time of no money, no market, and no one paying attention except other artists. Vietnam and Watergate had happened everything in America was being questioned. – Jerry Saltz