There are several ways in which to apportion the family income, all of them unsatisfactory. – Robert Benchley
I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well. – Robert Benchley

There are several ways in which to apportion the family income, all of them unsatisfactory. – Robert Benchley
I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well. – Robert Benchley
In America there are two classes of travel: first class and with childen. – Robert Benchley
The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. – Robert Benchley
The Carter Center has the only existing international taskforce on disease eradication. Which means a total elimination of a disease on the face of the Earth. In the history of the world, theres only been one disease eradicated: smallpox. The second disease, I think, is gonna be guinea worm. – Jimmy Carter