Quote by Robert Benchley
There are several ways in which to apportion the family income, al

There are several ways in which to apportion the family income, all of them unsatisfactory. – Robert Benchley

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I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well. – Robert Benchley

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Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other. – Robert Benchley

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Many good qualities are not sufficient to balance a single want – the want of money. – Johann Georg Zimmermann

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My old father used to have a saying: If you make a bad bargain, hug it all the tighter. – Abraham Lincoln

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Money is power, freedom, a cushion, the root of all evil, the sum of blessings. – Carl Sandburg

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France is the country where the money falls apart and you cant tear the toilet paper. – Billy Wilder

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