Quote by Robert Benchley
There are several ways in which to apportion the family income, al

There are several ways in which to apportion the family income, all of them unsatisfactory. – Robert Benchley

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A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. – Robert Benchley

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A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death. – Robert Benchley

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Art for arts sake, money for Gods sake. – Simon Raven

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Human beings are much bigger than just making money. – Muhammad Yunus

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I think that lawyers are terrible at admitting that theyre wrong. And not just admitting it also realizing it. Most lawyers are very successful, and they think that because theyre making money and people think well of them, they must be doing everything right. – Alan Dershowitz

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You know, a lot of people are just interested in, in building a company so they can make money and get out. – Arthur Rock

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Ive won at every level, except college and pro. – Shaquille ONeal

Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing. – Allen Klein

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