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Quote by Robert Benchley
There are several ways in which to apportion the family income, al

There are several ways in which to apportion the family income, all of them unsatisfactory. – Robert Benchley

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I am pretty sure that, if you will be quite honest, you will admit that a good rousing sneeze, one that tears open your collar and throws your hair into your eyes, is really one of lifes sensational pleasures. – Robert Benchley

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I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well. – Robert Benchley

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To buy very good wine nowadays requires only money. To serve it to your guests is a sign of fatigue. – William F. Buckley, Jr.

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Gentlemen prefer bonds. – Andrew Mellon

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Money is only a tool. It will take you wherever you wish, but it will not replace you as the driver. – Ayn Rand

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I have plenty of money, unlike other Hollywood celebrities or athletes that have not invested well. – Arnold Schwarzenegger

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