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Quote by Robert Benchley
There are several ways in which to apportion the family income, al

There are several ways in which to apportion the family income, all of them unsatisfactory. – Robert Benchley

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A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death. – Robert Benchley

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Death
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England and America should scrap cricket and baseball and come up with a new game that they both can play. Like baseball, for example. – Robert Benchley

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Baseball
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There is probably no more obnoxious class of citizen, taken end for end, than the returning vacationist. – Robert Benchley

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Vacations
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It sounds extraordinary but it?s a fact that balance sheets can make fascinating reading. – Mary Archer

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Boxing is the only sport you can get your brain shook, your money took and your name in the undertaker book. – Joe Frazier

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You need to do the work to bring the money in, but not compromise standards. – Heston Blumenthal

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Im so touched that complete strangers will send me a script asking me to be in their film. That still amazes me – and sometimes for a lot of money too. – Liam Neeson

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We must use time creatively. – Martin Luther King, Jr.

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My sisters both are working mothers. I understand that my being an actress as well as being at home isnt some heroic thing. That doesnt mean it isnt confusing or difficult – especially that question of how you find a balance. – Jennifer Garner

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It is the dull man who is always sure, and the sure man who is always dull. – H. L. Mencken

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