Quote by Robert Benchley
There are several ways in which to apportion the family income, al

There are several ways in which to apportion the family income, all of them unsatisfactory. – Robert Benchley

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I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well. – Robert Benchley

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The first requisite of a sound monetary system is that it put the least possible power over the quantity or quality of money in the hands of the politicians. – Henry Hazlitt

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Aunt Betsey made a bad bargain when she exchanged her girlish aspirations for a man whose soul was in his pocket. – Louisa May Alcott, “Christie,” Work: A Story of Experience, 1873

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We need your help. I need your help. We need money for research. It may not save my life. It may save my childrens life. It may save someone you love. And its very important. – Jim Valvano

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Time is money. – Benjamin Franklin

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