There are several ways in which to apportion the family income, all of them unsatisfactory. – Robert Benchley
I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well. – Robert Benchley
There are several ways in which to apportion the family income, all of them unsatisfactory. – Robert Benchley
I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well. – Robert Benchley
Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of. – Robert Benchley
Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other. – Robert Benchley