There are several ways in which to apportion the family income, all of them unsatisfactory. – Robert Benchley
Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of. – Robert Benchley
There are several ways in which to apportion the family income, all of them unsatisfactory. – Robert Benchley
Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of. – Robert Benchley
I must get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini. – Robert Benchley
One of the chief duties of the fan is to engage in arguments with the man behind him. This department of the game has been allowed to run down fearfully. – Robert Benchley