There are several ways in which to apportion the family income, all of them unsatisfactory. – Robert Benchley
Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of. – Robert Benchley

There are several ways in which to apportion the family income, all of them unsatisfactory. – Robert Benchley
Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of. – Robert Benchley
The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. – Robert Benchley
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing. – Robert Benchley