There are several ways in which to apportion the family income, all of them unsatisfactory. – Robert Benchley
Opera is where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings. – Robert Benchley

There are several ways in which to apportion the family income, all of them unsatisfactory. – Robert Benchley
Opera is where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings. – Robert Benchley
In America there are two classes of travel – first class, and with children. – Robert Benchley
In America there are two classes of travel — first class, and with children. – Robert Benchley