There are several ways in which to apportion the family income, all of them unsatisfactory. – Robert Benchley
In America there are two classes of travel — first class, and with children. – Robert Benchley

There are several ways in which to apportion the family income, all of them unsatisfactory. – Robert Benchley
In America there are two classes of travel — first class, and with children. – Robert Benchley
There is probably no more obnoxious class of citizen, taken end for end, than the returning vacationist. – Robert Benchley
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing. – Robert Benchley