Quote by Robert Benchley
There are several ways in which to apportion the family income, al

There are several ways in which to apportion the family income, all of them unsatisfactory. – Robert Benchley

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The naturalistic literature of this country has reached such a state that no family of characters is considered true to life which does not include at least two hypochondriacs, one sadist, and one old man who spills food down the front of his vest. – Robert Benchley

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Books
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There are two kinds of people in the world, those who believe there are two kinds of people in the world and those who dont. – Robert Benchley

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People
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I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive. – Henry Miller

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Money

Successful people make money. Its not that people who make money become successful, but that successful people attract money. They bring success to what they do. – Wayne Dyer

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Money

I mean, anything that money can be made off will never be a problem to make, no matter what it is. – John Malkovich

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Money

The GAO just released a report that said 22 percent of federal programs fail to meet their objectives. The truth is we dont know how taxpayer money is spent in Washington, D.C., which is why I think we ought to put every agency budget up on the Internet for everyone to see. – Carly Fiorina

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Money

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You will never do anything in this world without courage. It is the greatest quality of the mind next to honor. – Aristotle

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What is this life if, full of care, we have no time to stand and stare? – William H. Davies

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Rest, Leisure

I venture to maintain that there are multitudes to whom the necessity of discharging the duties of a butcher would be so inexpressibly painful and revolting, that if they could obtain a flesh diet on no other condition, they would relinquish it forever. – W.E.H. Lecky

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We each own one car, and we have a reasonable house. Its a lovely place to be, but its not extravagant. – Reese Witherspoon

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