A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death. – Robert Benchley
The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. – Robert Benchley

A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death. – Robert Benchley
The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. – Robert Benchley
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing. – Robert Benchley
In America there are two classes of travel — first class, and with children. – Robert Benchley
If you think aficionados of a living Constitution want to bring you flexibility, think again. You think the death penalty is a good idea? Persuade your fellow citizens to adopt it. You want a right to abortion? Persuade your fellow citizens and enact it. Thats flexibility. – Antonin Scalia