A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death. – Robert Benchley
In America there are two classes of travel — first class, and with children. – Robert Benchley

A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death. – Robert Benchley
In America there are two classes of travel — first class, and with children. – Robert Benchley
There is probably no more obnoxious class of citizen, taken end for end, than the returning vacationist. – Robert Benchley
Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive, knowing to the fact that neither I nor my opponent knows what we are talking about – Robert Benchley