The remarkable thing about Shakespeare is that he really is very good, in spite of all the people who say he is very good. – Robert Graves Category: Humorous
If you teach your children nothing else, teach them the Golden Rule and “righty-tighty, lefty-loosey.” – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com Category: Humorous
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. – Elayne Boosler Category: Humorous
A visitor from Mars could easily pick out the civilized nations. They have the best implements of war. – Herbert V. Prochnow Category: War
We have been travelling through a cloud. The sky has been dark ever since the war began. – Black Kettle Category: War
