If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error. – John Kenneth Galbraith, Money: Whence It Came, Where It Went Category: Humorous
The remarkable thing about Shakespeare is that he really is very good, in spite of all the people who say he is very good. – Robert Graves Category: Humorous
It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. – Mark Twain Category: Humorous
If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. – Henny Youngman Category: Morning
To confine our attention to terrestrial matters would be to limit the human spirit. – Stephen Hawking Category: Space
